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Mayan prophecy: End of the world patch notes released

Postby metallicorphan » 20 Dec 2012, 17:26

well it is already Friday in some parts of the world
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Re: Mayan prophecy: End of the world patch notes released

Postby Sangor » 20 Dec 2012, 17:32

Small list for such a big patch.
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Re: Mayan prophecy: End of the world patch notes released

Postby El Mag » 20 Dec 2012, 17:54

The world better end after what I did through my brother's letterbox on the way home and the things I've just spray painted on her dad's car.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
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Re: Mayan prophecy: End of the world patch notes released

Postby Balladeer » 20 Dec 2012, 17:55

Nice. We could do with some more "humour" articles. That's one thing that really lost out in the demise of videogames print journalism.
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Re: Mayan prophecy: End of the world patch notes released

Postby DAEDALUS79 » 20 Dec 2012, 18:13

What it, the world doesnt end but time starts going backwards instead? (like in that Family Guy episode). Not being funny like, but I dont think I could bare going through Resident Evil 6 again, especially backwards as I saved Leon's chapter (the only good one) till last.
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Re: Mayan prophecy: End of the world patch notes released

Postby a3HeadedMonkey » 20 Dec 2012, 18:53

El Mag wrote:The world better end after what I did through my brother's letterbox on the way home and the things I've just spray painted on her dad's car.


Is your brother transgender? Also, wouldn't your brother's, dad's car, also be your dad's car? :?
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Re: Mayan prophecy: End of the world patch notes released

Postby El Mag » 20 Dec 2012, 19:10

He is geordie so you never know.

Well you might know, I dunno what you're into, but I'll never judge.
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Re: Mayan prophecy: End of the world patch notes released

Postby Barry316 » 20 Dec 2012, 20:07

Could be a good time to be one of those ".....and all i got was this lousy shirt" makers tomorrow.
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Re: Mayan prophecy: End of the world patch notes released

Postby Lsnake » 20 Dec 2012, 20:11

This was a terrible patchnote. I'll give whoever did this credit, why the hell didn't I think of this..but the list itself is terrible.
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Re: Mayan prophecy: End of the world patch notes released

Postby Down with robots » 20 Dec 2012, 20:12

El Mag wrote:He is geordie so you never know.

Well you might know, I dunno what you're into, but I'll never judge.



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Re: Mayan prophecy: End of the world patch notes released

Postby BeansOnToast » 20 Dec 2012, 21:05

It's raining again here in the UK so the rain will put out that big flaming fireball when it hits the Earth.
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Re: Mayan prophecy: End of the world patch notes released

Postby Bambis Dad » 20 Dec 2012, 21:28

I'm not sure what is worse, people admitting to being geordies or the final line clearly being an attack on christians of an alcoholic disposition?
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Re: Mayan prophecy: End of the world patch notes released

Postby D3Seeker » 20 Dec 2012, 22:28

Well they tried. Still a let down of a patch. Try again with the ver5.0 update
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Re: Mayan prophecy: End of the world patch notes released

Postby Bambis Dad » 20 Dec 2012, 23:08

Just found out as a PS3 owner I'm safe. Our version of the apocolypse DLC has been put on hold due to technical issues.
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Re: Mayan prophecy: End of the world patch notes released

Postby DAEDALUS79 » 20 Dec 2012, 23:21

and then there is the customary 3 month wait for it to appear on the EU store. Finally SCEE gets something right!
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