Well I was informed yesterday, by somebody that shall remain nameless to protect his reliability, that Rayman Origins would be on sale.
It was only when I got back from rushing out in the cold and rain to buy a store top up that I saw it in fact wasn't.
Normally I wouldn't mind, I needed the top up anyway, but on my way back I stood in a massive pile of Dodo. TheLast time I did that I needed to put the trainers in the washing machine because it was caked in something terrible.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.