Ah nearly spat out ma jellied eels Maurice, that's french for Morris.
Cor blimey Ah said to the ol' ball and chain, do you see that?, ah said to her.
Flippin aliens are invading Landan, they better land norf of the river or gosh help me a'll give a piece of my mind.
Turns out it was for one of them new fangled video games, but it was for that one the septics make.
Eggbox or summit like that.
Don't like it but our nipper he likes that one with the aliens that shoot things at yah.
Anyhoo, like when that David Blaine came over here and pretended to be a tosser I chucked some eggs at the oeuf, that's french for a pun.
Buns, ladies front buns
Childhood pictures redeem, clean and so serene
See myself without ruining lines
Whole days throwing sticks into streams
I have crawled so far sideways
I recognise dim traces of creation