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The Sun scorches Wii U with 'five reasons not to buy'

Postby KK-Headcharge78 » 17 Sep 2012, 14:36

Ah the Sun, the opitomy of a truly terrible way of buying your toilet paper.

I bet Stealth has just spontaneously combusted :D
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The Sun scorches Wii U with 'five reasons not to buy'

Postby rbt2 » 17 Sep 2012, 14:39

Now I don't mind The Stun but their games editor is a total prick who has no idea about games.
The prick.
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The Sun scorches Wii U with 'five reasons not to buy'

Postby kimoak » 17 Sep 2012, 14:40

Dramatically overpriced after they wanked over the IPhone? Quite amusing. :)
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Re: The Sun scorches Wii U with 'five reasons not to buy'

Postby chinofjim » 17 Sep 2012, 14:43

maybe the gamepad will urinate on you and pick your pockets
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Postby spooney100 » 17 Sep 2012, 14:44

I wouldn't believe anything the Sun or any other tabloid says for that matter. If I want news or info on a console I'll ask an expert! Mobile gaming in my opinion will never take over the home consoles or PCs.
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Re: The Sun scorches Wii U with 'five reasons not to buy'

Postby FishyGinger » 17 Sep 2012, 14:44

Kelly, 19 , 34C, from Manchester, says "it sahns silly dun-it wiiiiyou, it dunt text or nuffink eeva".
Some say he's half man, half fish. Others say its more of a 70/30 split. Whatever the percentage, he's one fishy bastard.
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Re: The Sun scorches Wii U with 'five reasons not to buy'

Postby obliviondoll » 17 Sep 2012, 14:44

5 reasons not to buy the Wii U, and all of them are countered by one name:

Ling Ling.
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Re: The Sun scorches Wii U with 'five reasons not to buy'

Postby shellster2 » 17 Sep 2012, 14:46

where's the comment about a couple of immigrant plumbers?

The Sun. what a load of shite.
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Re: The Sun scorches Wii U with 'five reasons not to buy'

Postby StonecoldMC » 17 Sep 2012, 14:48

rbt2 wrote:Now I don't mind The Stun but their games editor is a total prick who has no idea about games.
The prick.


I'm disappointed in you rbt. The Currant Bun? The f**king Currant Bun?

The sooner this horrible horrible rag goes the way of the NotW the better, in my eyes anyway!
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Re: The Sun scorches Wii U with 'five reasons not to buy'

Postby El Mag » 17 Sep 2012, 14:53

He s**ts in girls baths.
He regularly says he hates northerners.
He steals from Oxfam.
He watches soaps.

But him buying the Sun is the thing that disappoints you!
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Re: The Sun scorches Wii U with 'five reasons not to buy'

Postby Currychips » 17 Sep 2012, 14:54

For what is in the main a load of b*****ks, point 5 is correct.

It should be sub £200.
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Re: The Sun scorches Wii U with 'five reasons not to buy'

Postby StonecoldMC » 17 Sep 2012, 14:58

El Mag wrote:He s**ts in girls baths.
He regular says he hates northerners.
He steals from Oxfam.
He watches soaps.

But him buying the Sun is the thing that disappoints you!


I cant really argue with the first four Mag.

Shitting in the bath at his age is a good thing, at least hes making it to the bathroom!
I hate southerners, cant argue with his logic on that one.
He steals from Oxfam, where else can he get his Tena Lady supply without being too embarrased about going into a proper shop.
He watches soaps, well looking at Corrie and Eastenders its the only tv he can relate too. Depressing, old and been around far far far too long.

:wink:

The Sun though, ooft!

Thats lower than a snakes belly!
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Re: The Sun scorches Wii U with 'five reasons not to buy'

Postby FishyGinger » 17 Sep 2012, 15:06

StonecoldMC wrote:He watches soaps, well looking at Corrie and Eastenders its the only tv he can relate too. Depressing, old and been around far far far too long.

:wink:

The Sun though, ooft!

Thats lower than a snakes belly!


Oi, son of a bitch, corrie is set in bloody manchester, that's about as t'up north as my map goes, think the world drops off much after that. Soaps are bad though, I mean human vegetables with an IQ above 10 would get up and turn the telly off if those came on.

Reading the sun is bad by anyones standards (or lack of). If they printed it on toilet paper then at least it would have some use.
Some say he's half man, half fish. Others say its more of a 70/30 split. Whatever the percentage, he's one fishy bastard.
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Re: The Sun scorches Wii U with 'five reasons not to buy'

Postby roland82 » 17 Sep 2012, 15:08

I think some of these points are founded in truth but to print them as fact when they are opinion is out of order. Not going to get started the iphone hypocrisy, we had enough of that last week.
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Re: The Sun scorches Wii U with 'five reasons not to buy'

Postby HelloLadies » 17 Sep 2012, 15:09

KK-Headcharge78 wrote:Ah the Sun, the opitomy of a truly terrible way of buying your toilet paper.

I bet Stealth has just spontaneously combusted :D


Hes probably at their offices right now hurling abuse and reeling off made up statistics. As for formulating an opinion on a gaming console it sounds like an awful source of information.
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