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Tomb Raider preview: Bows, bear-traps, and breakdowns in our

Postby Jingee » 12 Jul 2012, 17:01

Sounds like a better reboot than Angel of Darkness [shudder]
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Postby flash501 » 12 Jul 2012, 17:56

Looks really good. Shame it's been ruined by all the rapeyness that's in it.
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Postby rbt2 » 12 Jul 2012, 17:59

Uncharted revisited.


That is all this will ever be!
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Postby flash501 » 12 Jul 2012, 18:07

A massive tit.

That's all you'll ever be. Or maybe a vagina.
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Postby El Mag » 12 Jul 2012, 18:08

Rape him Flash.

Without lube.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
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Postby rbt2 » 12 Jul 2012, 18:12

flash501 wrote:A massive tit.

That's all you'll ever be. Or maybe a vagina.

I have been called a vagina many more times than I have been called anyfink' breast like'.
I will happily admit that I am a vagina.
Oh dear!
The 'happily admitting' bit quite upsets me.
However, in hindsight, so f**king what!
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Re: Tomb Raider preview: Bows, bear-traps, and breakdowns in

Postby alan666 » 12 Jul 2012, 19:09

Going to be a 18 rated game :mrgreen:
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currently own - PS1, Xbox, Xbox360 + Kinect, Wii, PS3 + MOVE, 3DS, Games PC, Wii U.
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Postby stevied » 13 Jul 2012, 11:55

QTEs nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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