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Postal 3 trailer shocks and, maybe, awes

Postby slaney » 06 Jun 2011, 17:20

For a few seconds, i read the title as "Portal 3" !
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Postby Imaduck » 06 Jun 2011, 17:23

Feminists and Tabloids are going to have a field day on this 1 :roll:
While totally and absolutely missing the point of course!
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Postby Moribundman » 06 Jun 2011, 17:27

Tee hee.
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Postby MPH » 06 Jun 2011, 18:01

I love the Postal games... this game look equally as bat s**t crazy. :D
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Postby kimoak » 06 Jun 2011, 19:42

In What The f**k were you thinking. :) Funny.
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Postby drucifer00 » 06 Jun 2011, 19:44

Another teen favourite, but competing with the Duke this time.
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Postby Balladeer » 06 Jun 2011, 20:11

slaney wrote:For a few seconds, i read the title as "Portal 3" !


Me too! I thought that was quick.

But that was actually hilarious. Falling in love with... uh... Cario made it for me.
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Postby Imaduck » 06 Jun 2011, 21:34

A cow coloured Rhino should be an essential in every game.
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Postby Mmmmgrolsch » 06 Jun 2011, 22:40

IS this really a game or is it a joke? Sorry if I sound dumb but how the f**k would a game with all that content ever see the light of day? If it really is real its a f**king day one for me :lol:
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Postby SkyBlueJukeBox » 06 Jun 2011, 23:05

"Under 17 cannot play it unless their parents don't give a s**t" - this should be the industry-wide label for trailers!!
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Re: Postal 3 trailer shocks and, maybe, awes

Postby decays » 07 Jun 2011, 13:39

Mmmmgrolsch wrote:IS this really a game or is it a joke? Sorry if I sound dumb but how the f**k would a game with all that content ever see the light of day? If it really is real its a f**king day one for me :lol:


You've obviously never played Postal 2. I remember when I hacked a guys head off with a spade, kicked it through a house window, the women inside starting throwing up while the family dog thought it was a ball, picked it up and brought it back to my feet. I cried with laughter.
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Postby gmcb007 » 07 Jun 2011, 13:42

This is christmas morning for FOX and the Daily Mail.
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