There's nothing better than sitting down to watch a film with a lovely cup of Camomile Tea, with your copy of To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee by your side to read afterwards. I find it's a delightful, sumptuous evening if you also garnish your experience by preparing yourself Chilled Lobster With Mimosa Dressing.
Wait, this isn't stickupmyanus.com it's a story about another Resident Evil film. Oh well in that case....
Resident Evil feck yeah!! PEW PEW, BANG BANG, KABOOM, SPLOOSH (that's the sound of zombie brain after a headshot) SLOW MO DODGE.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.