Dead or Alive: Paradise

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That's not how a woman's boobs are supposed to move. That was our first thought upon loading Dead Or Alive: Paradise. They don't so much bounce as fight hard to get away from each other like two angry badgers in a sack. Not that we've dwelled on it, of course, but a man can't spend all his time relecting on the deepening social rifts caused by hyper-capitalism.... read more

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Dead or Alive: Paradise

Postby Brian85 » 08 Apr 2010, 17:29

First line: "That's not how a woman's boobs are supposed to move."

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Postby AegisK » 08 Apr 2010, 19:59

The PlayStation Pornable gets its first related title.

Also there seems to be an above average number of screenshots for this game. Someone's been touching themselves at the office...
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Postby DJEnhancr » 08 Apr 2010, 20:22

6.9 Rating...coincidence?

Hilarious 1st line also... =)
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Postby Drake121 » 08 Apr 2010, 23:03

is it just me or is there a qeutionable amount of screenshots for this review hmmmm.
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Postby nicojay » 09 Apr 2010, 06:48

Breast movements lead me to believe an Alien was about to chest burst from the DOA girls boobies.
Disturbing that I find this idea appealing (erotic?).
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Postby blitzpoisonpunk » 09 Apr 2010, 09:19

The only thing that even slightly appeals to me about this game is the fact that obviously the red head is going to be in DOA 5.
This may be the 101st time i've said this, but why? why Team Ninja do you make bad ass games and then make it difficult for genuine western gamers to play them without looking like perverts.............I'm not saying I don't like naked women but that's what the internets for, not games.
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Postby Two-Headed Boy » 09 Apr 2010, 11:37

Will Kim Richards still be putting together the footage for the video review, or did you offer to do this one yourself?
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Postby nanosounds » 09 Apr 2010, 15:26

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PostPosted: 9 Apr 10 10:37 am Post subject:
Will Kim Richards still be putting together the footage for the video review, or did you offer to do this one yourself?

I did take the footage, and felt a bit queasy doing so. Breasts really shouldn't move like that. You'd fall over all the time if they did. Made me seasick.
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