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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby Bambis Dad » 26 Feb 2013, 13:37

Michael Hutchence likes f**king corpses.

Kurt Cobain likes women that look like fish fillets.
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby neilpfox » 26 Feb 2013, 13:42

Katie Price (aka Jordan) still has Peter Andre inside her, somewhere.

Some say you can hear his echo if you're in a quiet room with her.
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby rbt2 » 26 Feb 2013, 14:18

Jo Brand requires vaginal lubrication for sexual activity due to her obesity and gross ugliness.
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby Simon_H4 » 26 Feb 2013, 14:39

rbt2 wrote:Jo Brand requires vaginal lubrication and rohipnol for sexual activity due to her obesity and gross ugliness.
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby rbt2 » 26 Feb 2013, 14:50

Simon_H4 wrote:
rbt2 wrote:Jo Brand requires vaginal lubrication and Ketomine for sexual activity due to her obesity and gross ugliness.
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby rbt2 » 26 Feb 2013, 14:58

Silvio Berlusconi collects venereal diseases like Balladeer collects Pokemon soft toys. Despite his suave exterior, his gentalia looks like a diseased root vegetable that has sustained damage during a fire at a Chinese toy factory.
Berlusconi, that is.
Not Balla.
And what happened to your post, cult?
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby Bambis Dad » 26 Feb 2013, 15:01

Simon_H4 wrote:
rbt2 wrote:Jo Brand requires vaginal lubrication and rohipnol for sexual activity due to her obesity and gross ugliness.

As my old Maths teachers used to say when he caught us chewing gum, "I hope you've brought enough for everyone?"
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby rbt2 » 26 Feb 2013, 15:15

Johnny Depp shoves 4 Chelsea buns up his rectum so his other half, Vanessa Paradis, can enjoy a good feast.
Well not a good feast cos if that was the case then he would have shoved 4 Feasts up his arse.
How cold would that have been?
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby El Mag » 26 Feb 2013, 15:22

Osama bin Laden spent the last few months of his life cockless after snapping it clean off during a particularly rough wanking session over Wee Jimmy Krankie.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby yourmumwasfun » 26 Feb 2013, 15:25

Jimmy Saville used to warm up his corpses when going down to morgue every week.
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby rbt2 » 26 Feb 2013, 15:32

Katie Price employs the East Sussex fire brigade to stand guard in her womb.
Just in case of emergencies.
Well you wouldn't want another one like Harvey really.
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby rbt2 » 26 Feb 2013, 22:01

James Corden likes a fisting once a week from his ex partner, Matt Horne.
This is a well known fact in showbiz circles.
Or so I've been told.
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby ricflair » 27 Feb 2013, 01:35

rbt2 wrote:Silvio Berlusconi collects venereal diseases like Balladeer collects Pokemon soft toys. Despite his suave exterior, his gentalia looks like a diseased root vegetable that has sustained damage during a fire at a Chinese toy factory.
Berlusconi, that is.
Not Balla.
And what happened to your post, cult?


Silvio takes exception to that.

The only problem Silvio has is there aren't enough hours in the day to f**k all the sluts he wants AND be a bit racist.
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby rbt2 » 27 Feb 2013, 15:11

Dean Gaffney has a penchant for guinea pigs and other pet like rodents.
But mainly guinea pigs.
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby Bambis Dad » 27 Feb 2013, 15:18

Bugs Bunny likes suffawinsuckatache.

Tom Selleck loves Bugs Bunny as a result.
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