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A question regarding pigs.

Postby rbt2 » 24 Jan 2013, 15:45

Now I have no sense of smell but I have recently been told that they are clean animals and more intelligrent than dogs.
Is this true?
Also, if they spend any amount of time in the sun then do they start to smell bacony?
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Re: A question regarding pigs.

Postby DAEDALUS79 » 24 Jan 2013, 16:13

If they were so clever they would find a way to stop being so delicious!
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Re: A question regarding pigs.

Postby flash501 » 24 Jan 2013, 16:26

Maybe that's what they're doing when they spend all their lives rolling around in shite!
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Re: A question regarding pigs.

Postby rbt2 » 24 Jan 2013, 16:30

DAEDALUS79 wrote:If they were so clever they would find a way to stop being so delicious!

*chuckle*
That made I larf that did. Well technically speaking it made I chuckle. Still funny though.
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Re: A question regarding pigs.

Postby Simon_H4 » 24 Jan 2013, 16:36

I hear that they make really good pets!

Personally, I just see them as bacon, pork chops & roast rolled shoulder - on legs, wrapped in a yummy jumper of crackling.

*dribbles*
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Re: A question regarding pigs.

Postby rbt2 » 24 Jan 2013, 16:41

Delicious pets....is there anything finer?
One minute you can be stroking them and the next you're washing them down with a cuppa tea.
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Re: A question regarding pigs.

Postby Simon_H4 » 24 Jan 2013, 16:44

rbt2 wrote:Delicious pets....is there anything finer?
One minute you can be stroking them and the next you're washing them down with a cuppa tea.

*tries to think*

....

Probably not! Would be a bonus if they could prep some apple sauce and cook themselves I suppose.
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Re: A question regarding pigs.

Postby shellster2 » 24 Jan 2013, 17:06

smarter than dogs you say? Do you mean they can look up? :)
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Re: A question regarding pigs.

Postby FishyGinger » 24 Jan 2013, 17:11

Not only that if you go for one of the really big ones (I mean "go for" as in to have one as a pet, not as a date) they have the nearest sized organs so if you score some pig love, eat said pig for dinner, have pig-ingesting related heart problems then you can just swap hearts. Jobs a good'un.

Edit: Dogs can look up, they just have to roll over first. Pigs cannot look up however.
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Re: A question regarding pigs.

Postby rbt2 » 24 Jan 2013, 17:14

shellster2 wrote:smarter than dogs you say? Do you mean they can look up? :)

Can dogs not look up then?
I am holding my dog's jaw firmly and am making him look up as we speak.
Good job he ain't delicious.
And any news on your cat, mate?
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Re: A question regarding pigs.

Postby middle finger » 24 Jan 2013, 17:19

Would you eat your pet, crispy with chips, beans on the side, to save your family that got stuck with you in snow.
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Re: A question regarding pigs.

Postby rbt2 » 24 Jan 2013, 17:22

middle finger wrote:Would you eat your pet, crispy with chips, beans on the side, to save your family that got stuck with you in snow.

No, not at all!
Far too Wigan tasting for my liking.
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Re: A question regarding pigs.

Postby FishyGinger » 24 Jan 2013, 17:24

Why aye pet that did soond a bit geordie like.
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Re: A question regarding pigs.

Postby shellster2 » 24 Jan 2013, 17:44

rbt2 wrote:
shellster2 wrote:smarter than dogs you say? Do you mean they can look up? :)

Can dogs not look up then?
I am holding my dog's jaw firmly and am making him look up as we speak.
Good job he ain't delicious.
And any news on your cat, mate?


he's not come back so he'll have passed away somewhere. just got to find him now.
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Re: A question regarding pigs.

Postby rbt2 » 24 Jan 2013, 21:57

So sorry, mate.
Just been telling her and junior about this.
We all started petting the dog more than usual.
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