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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby rbt2 » 16 Jan 2013, 22:26

Just packed in my job at the helium factory.I'm not being spoken to like that again!
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby rbt2 » 16 Jan 2013, 22:29

What's Black and full of holes?

Tupac Shakur.
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby rbt2 » 16 Jan 2013, 22:34

A vicar checks into a hotel and says to the receptionist, 'I do hope the porn channel in my room is disabled?'.

The receptionist replies, 'No, it's just the normal stuff, you sick bastard!'
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby rbt2 » 16 Jan 2013, 22:37

shellster2 wrote:Some good'uns tonight.


Crystal Palaces entire trophy room got burgled last night. The police are looking for a man carrying a red and blue carpet.

I thank you....

I've just seen that and I am idignant with rage!
Can't really disagree though.
You Leicestah wanka!
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby rbt2 » 16 Jan 2013, 22:39

what have Brussel sprouts and pubic hair got in common?

you push them both to one side and carry on eating
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby rbt2 » 16 Jan 2013, 22:42

My girlfriend said I've got the biggest cock she'd ever seen, That's one of the benefits of going out with a 10 year old.
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby rbt2 » 16 Jan 2013, 22:46

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby rbt2 » 16 Jan 2013, 22:48

I went for a job at a blacksmith's the other day.The blacksmith asked me if I had any experience shoeing horses.I told him I hadn't but I once told a donkey to f**k off!!!
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby flash501 » 16 Jan 2013, 22:50

What's the difference between an angry bank manager and rbt?

One's a roaring banker,

The other's a boring wan....
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby rbt2 » 16 Jan 2013, 22:51

There's a new origami channel starting on satellite TV soon. It's available on Sky paper view.
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby rbt2 » 16 Jan 2013, 22:53

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?

Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby rbt2 » 16 Jan 2013, 22:55

7 Englishmen and 1 Irishman in a rape line up.The victim walks in.Paddy steps forward and shouts,'That's her,the ungrateful fat f**ker!'
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby flash501 » 16 Jan 2013, 22:56

rbt2 wrote:7 Englishmen and 1 Irishman in a rape line up.The victim walks in.Paddy steps forward and shouts,'That's her,the ungrateful fat f**ker!'


:lol: Like it!
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby rbt2 » 16 Jan 2013, 22:56

Newly-weds turn up at hotel & ask for the honeymoon suite, Receptionist asks, "Do you have reservations?" Bride says "I'm a bit worried about taking it up the arse."
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby shellster2 » 16 Jan 2013, 22:59

rbt2 wrote:Newly-weds turn up at hotel & ask for the honeymoon suite, Receptionist asks, "Do you have reservations?" Bride says "I'm a bit worried about taking it up the arse."



Nice :lol:
Loving LCFC's surge to the top.
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