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Postby rbt2 » 30 Dec 2012, 19:21

We ain't going to any do on the 31st but we got back earlier today from a Palace mate of mine and his mrs.
Thoroughly enjoyable day mainly cos he has a little village pub right opposite to where he lives so me and him had a good jolly up yesterdee but that was our nye.
is mrs did us all a lovely breakfast but that is neither here nor there.
So are any of you gonna celebrate New Year's?
Especially you sweatys?
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Re: New years wank.

Postby dwhlufc » 30 Dec 2012, 19:33

Am I f**k!

I hate it with a passion, mate.

Every year my mom and dad tell me to pop round as they always have a party. I always leave before 11 without doubt.

Worst day of the year, IMO.
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Re: New years wank.

Postby Mmmmgrolsch » 30 Dec 2012, 19:45

I enjoy a good p**s up on New Year will all my mates, if it weren't for them then it would be a load of b*****ks really.


@ Dave, It's Mum not Mom!! :twisted: Bloody yank speak!

Edit- It appears its also a Brummy thing. Dirty brum :P
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Re: New years wank.

Postby El Mag » 30 Dec 2012, 19:53

I expected something a lot more kinky after reading the thread title.

But no f**k it, it's just another day ain't it. I see enough p**s heads throughout the year so I don't need a gang of them together shouting and making tits of themselves. Then there's the fighting and the spewing up before somebody makes a weird sexual move. Then the girls all start crying and the blokes get arrested with ripped shirts, bloody noses and kebab in their pockets.

And that's just at the family get together before even going out.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
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Re: New years wank.

Postby rbt2 » 30 Dec 2012, 20:05

rbt2 wrote:We ain't going to any do on the 31st but we got back earlier today from a Palace mate of mine and his mrs.
Thoroughly enjoyable day mainly cos he has a little village pub right opposite to where he lives so me and him had a good jolly up yesterdee but that was our nye.
is mrs did us all a lovely breakfast but that is neither here nor there.
So are any of you gonna celebrate New Year's?
Especially you sweatys?

Some of my spelling there looks like I'm p**sed up!
I really ain't am eevah!
It's this f**king tablet.
The p**sed up tablet!
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Re: New years wank.

Postby Multiplayerking » 30 Dec 2012, 20:44

I thought there was some tradition Roy had where he wanks in the new year. :lol:

I'm going to a house party, which is grand, because I would hate to go into town on New Years.
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Re: New years wank.

Postby rbt2 » 30 Dec 2012, 20:51

Multiplayerking wrote:I thought there was some tradition Roy had where he wanks in the new year. :lol:

I'm going to a house party, which is grand, because I would hate to go into town on New Years.

I always have a wank in the bath to see in the new year.

Doesn't evreewun?
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Re: New years wank.

Postby EighteenSky » 30 Dec 2012, 22:29

Never done anything to celebrate the new year and I ain't gonna start to. I do get p**sed off with all the people around my area setting off fireworks as well.
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Re: New years wank.

Postby middle finger » 30 Dec 2012, 22:31

rbt2 wrote:
Multiplayerking wrote:I thought there was some tradition Roy had where he wanks in the new year. :lol:

I'm going to a house party, which is grand, because I would hate to go into town on New Years.

I always have a wank in the bath to see in the new year.

Doesn't evreewun?

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Re: New years wank.

Postby rbt2 » 30 Dec 2012, 22:41

Yeah problee.
I dunno.
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Re: New years wank.

Postby shellster2 » 30 Dec 2012, 23:18

I used to enjoy a new years night up in the town in my yoof. Bear in mind Royston is a mere baby to me (although LG is like a weirdly wonderful Uncle). Anyhow I digress, I shan't be doing anything except running upstairs to try and quieten down the new baby who seemingly thinks sleep is for wankas. May I take this opportunity to advise those without children, not to bother! (Maybe)
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Re: New years wank.

Postby rbt2 » 30 Dec 2012, 23:26

I duuno, shellsy.
I never liked new years even when I was a young buck.
I can understand you not bothering about it with a little baby but my boy is 13 and he is still my little baby.

And when I am 60, he will still be my little baby.
Providing I live that long.
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Re: New years wank.

Postby rbt2 » 30 Dec 2012, 23:41

Added to the above, he is at his mates house tonight and I don't like it.
I know they have to grow up but I don't like it.
I am dreading the day when he wants to go to Palace with his mates and not me.
I think it's about time I started knocking him about a bit.
I think he deserves it.
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Re: New years wank.

Postby shellster2 » 30 Dec 2012, 23:45

rbt2 wrote:I duuno, shellsy.
I never liked new years even when I was a young buck.
I can understand you not bothering about it with a little baby but my boy is 13 and he is still my little baby.

And when I am 60, he will still be my little baby.
Providing I live that long.


Understood old boy. Not sure you'll get to 60 though :wink:

I need to think of something I can do for New Year's Eve though. Probably FIFA again. It's all happening in my village I can tell ya. Talking of which I object to village boozers doing tickets for entry on New Year's Eve. Cheeky c**ts. We keep them going all f**king year!
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Re: New years wank.

Postby shellster2 » 30 Dec 2012, 23:47

rbt2 wrote:Added to the above, he is at his mates house tonight and I don't like it.
I know they have to grow up but I don't like it.
I am dreading the day when he wants to go to Palace with his mates and not me.
I think it's about time I started knocking him about a bit.
I think he deserves it.


Added to the above he'll be knocking you about in a few years. Well that's when he's not bobbing update girls, drinking like a fish and doing drugs, the like of which we've never heard of or taken (more's the pity)
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