dwhlufc wrote:I reckon your pretty much bang on so far, RBT. Peter Kay was funny the first time, Bishop is ridiculously unfunny and Sarah blah blah is absolute crap.
Personally I find Lee Evans hilarious. Same goes for Jack Dee, I nearly died the once watching him. I was eating a mint and he told this joke about a dog and "BANG" I was choking to death before my dad did that thing where you whack it out by squeezing your stomach!
Ill find a video on YouTube, but its an american and he was performing in Wolverhampton and he absolutely ripped apart a small town called "Bilston". Most of you won't get it but anyone on here from Wolverhampton or close will get it and love it.
Barry316 wrote:Queen Skillage wrote:Heath Franklin's Chopper
I expected much more from a lady. Wouldn't happen to know any would ya?
Some of my mates love Tim Vine but I just don't get it. How is any of that funny?rbt2 wrote:I never 'got' Lee Evans.
Love Tim Vine though.
Or did I say that already?
And here is just a small selection of his gems....
I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on three counts.
I bought a train ticket and the driver said "Eurostar" I said "Well I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin? Still, at least it's comfortable on Eurostar, it's murder on the Orient Express...
I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button.
I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End...'
So I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said "Analogue." I said "No, just a watch."
I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he?"
So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."
I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver.
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