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The End is Nigh!! Only 2 weeks left!! Order now!!!

Postby Samildanach » 07 Dec 2012, 20:55

So, the end of the world is 2 weeks away. How is it going to happen? Will a huge solar flare disintegrate our atmosphere? Will the planets move into allignment and the gravitational pull literally tear our planet apart? Will the ice caps have melted enough so that their density is unequal and thus make the planet tilt on its axis? Will USA nuke China? Will Jesus save us? Or is it all a load of s**t?


My moneys on, that some Mayan guy had a s**t job, got as far as 21/12/2012 and said "f**k it!! Thats far enough. Someone else can finish this s**t! I'm going hunting and then I'm gonna rape the Chiefs daughter for making me do this bollox!"

Are you prepared though? Just in case?
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Postby TheLastDodo » 07 Dec 2012, 20:59

It's my birthday a few days later so you'd do well to put the apocalypse on hold if you know what's good for yer.
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Postby Barry316 » 07 Dec 2012, 21:05

I've bought a fallout shelter off Del Boy so that should see me right.
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Postby Samildanach » 07 Dec 2012, 21:16

You got shafted there Bazz! If it's a flood it'll submerge you fallout shelter and leak in through the vents!! You're pretty much f**ked then!!
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Postby El Mag » 07 Dec 2012, 21:35

Aren't loads of hippies going to a village in France because it's the only place that'll survive?

I'm willing to meet up there if anybody fancies it. Worst comes to worst we can spoon each other but more than likely we could get into a drug fuelled orgy with some French sorts and hippy bints. Be a cheap night out.
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Postby Samildanach » 07 Dec 2012, 21:40

That village is in the mountains isn't it? Crispy's probably already hiked there and not getting any action if what he asked me was true! Poor ginger f**ker.
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Postby spaceman_DOUG » 08 Dec 2012, 02:26

I for one welcome our new insect overlords.
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Postby Multiplayerking » 08 Dec 2012, 02:31

Be grand, sure. We'll just head to the pub and cheers to the oncoming asteroid.
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Postby rbt2 » 08 Dec 2012, 02:47

Multiplayerking wrote:Be grand, sure. We'll just head to the pub and cheers to the oncoming asteroid.

And yet with our certain demise you will have conveniently forgotten your wallet!
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Postby spaceman_DOUG » 08 Dec 2012, 03:09

I'm sure Ford Prefect will be there to buy you all a round.

You know, the Maya calendar doesn't actually end on 21st, it just goes onto the next b'ak'tun, we're on the twelfth now, we'll be on the thirteenth after 'doomsday', and then onto the fourteenth on 26th March 2407. For the twentieth B'ak'tun it resets to zero and adds a Piktun, that will be on 13th October 4772 (I bet it's a Friday too). It doesn't even end there, twenty Piktun is a Kalabtun, twenty Kalabtun is a K'inchiltun, and twenty K'inchiltun is an Alautun. That means it'll take over 63 million more years to get to one Alautun and over a trillion years for the calender to reset to zero!

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Postby dwhlufc » 08 Dec 2012, 08:15

Dies this mean NEXT will push their January sale forward?
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Postby spaceman_DOUG » 08 Dec 2012, 10:35

That typo is 2spooky.
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Postby flash501 » 08 Dec 2012, 12:54

El Mag wrote:Aren't loads of hippies going to a village in France because it's the only place that'll survive?

I'm willing to meet up there if anybody fancies it. Worst comes to worst we can spoon each other but more than likely we could get into a drug fuelled orgy with some French sorts and hippy bints. Be a cheap night out.


I think I'd prefer to die horribly where I am than be forced to spend the rest of my life in France.
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Postby dwhlufc » 08 Dec 2012, 13:09

Or Wigan!
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Postby Multiplayerking » 08 Dec 2012, 14:43

rbt2 wrote:
Multiplayerking wrote:Be grand, sure. We'll just head to the pub and cheers to the oncoming asteroid.

And yet with our certain demise you will have conveniently forgotten your wallet!


You wouldn't make a poor student buy his own drink, would ya?
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