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Re: Great site, funniest members.

Postby middle finger » 04 Dec 2012, 14:40

I sense another meltdown in days, with mentioning all favourites.
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Re: Great site, funniest members.

Postby rbt2 » 04 Dec 2012, 15:52

middle finger wrote:I sense another meltdown in days, with mentioning all favourites.

No not really.
It is a fact that I was Poster Of The Year on that Palace site but I don't like to brag about it much.
Funnily enough, on my meet up at The Pawsons Arms before the game I happened to bringf this up.
I was greeted with much abuse.
Like you nerd wanker, what a no life c**t and wadda you? A Brighton fan?
You c**t.
And there was much less savoury stuff than this.
However, Poster Of The Year!
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Re: Great site, funniest members.

Postby rbt2 » 04 Dec 2012, 15:57

My boy laughed at all this abuse but you could tell from his eyes that he felt ashamed.
The eyes are always a giveaway.
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Re: Great site, funniest members.

Postby El Mag » 04 Dec 2012, 16:02

Plus him turning around and saying "Dad you're a f**king embarrassment. Now pull your trousers up, wipe your snotty nose, stop singing s**t 80's songs at me and let's go watch the footy" could be seen as a warning sign.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
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Re: Great site, funniest members.

Postby rbt2 » 04 Dec 2012, 16:09

El Mag wrote:Plus him turning around and saying "Dad you're a f**king embarrassment. Now pull your trousers up, wipe your snotty nose, stop singing s**t 80's songs at me and let's go watch the footy" could be seen as a warning sign.

Well that too but the eyes were still a giveaway though.
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Re: Great site, funniest members.

Postby Reegeee » 04 Dec 2012, 16:13

At the end of the day it's good parenting really showing how low you can fall and all that. :P
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Re: Great site, funniest members.

Postby rbt2 » 04 Dec 2012, 16:15

:lol:
You c**t, reeg.
I have to go now.
Me corned beef hash is on It's way.
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Re: Great site, funniest members.

Postby rbt2 » 04 Dec 2012, 16:19

Well in another hour and twenty minures or so.
Apparently.
So another thing in life to look forward to then!
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Re: Great site, funniest members.

Postby Reegeee » 04 Dec 2012, 16:21

Corn Beef Hash? Bit northern that isn't it?

You'll be on the battered sausages next at this rate.
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Re: Great site, funniest members.

Postby rbt2 » 04 Dec 2012, 16:24

I spelt minutes wrong there, didn't I?

I spelt it as 'minures.'

I meant 'manure"

I kill me sometimes.
I really do.
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Re: Great site, funniest members.

Postby El Mag » 04 Dec 2012, 16:26

You keep going on about this poster of the year lark but conveniently leave out your competition was Jimmy Savile, Darren Day, Lord Lucan, John Terry and Jeremy Kyle.

And even then there was only one vote between you and Jimmy.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
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Re: Great site, funniest members.

Postby rbt2 » 04 Dec 2012, 16:27

Reegeee wrote:Corn Beef Hash? Bit northern that isn't it?

You'll be on the battered sausages next at this rate.

Battered sausage?
That is called toad in the hole where I come from, reeg.
I love that.
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Postby Reegeee » 04 Dec 2012, 16:30

It's not quite the same thing. :lol:

It's a yorkshire thing really. If you want sausage and chips in a chippy in Yorkshire you have to ask for an un-battered sausage as they will only have battered ones. Not toad in the hole style. Just a sausage with batter on it. Individual like.
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Re: Great site, funniest members.

Postby rbt2 » 04 Dec 2012, 16:30

El Mag wrote:You keep going on about this poster of the year lark but conveniently leave out your competition was Jimmy Savile, Darren Day, Lord Lucan, John Terry and Jeremy Kyle.

And even then there was only one vote between you and Jimmy.

Regardless of the competition, Magnifico.

POSTER OF THE YEAR.
2010.
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Re: Great site, funniest members.

Postby Bambis Dad » 04 Dec 2012, 16:39

Reegeee wrote:It's not quite the same thing. :lol:

It's a yorkshire thing really. If you want sausage and chips in a chippy in Yorkshire you have to ask for an un-battered sausage as they will only have battered ones. Not toad in the hole style. Just a sausage with batter on it. Individual like.

They have them in the midlands as well and they are f**king horrible. Yorkshiremen, not the sausages.
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