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Postby CrispyLog » 14 Oct 2012, 23:39

That doesn't matter. The important details is that he took drugs and bummed cats and is now in prison, getting bummed himself because there's no pussy around. Ah how life likes it's little jokes.
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Postby Samildanach » 14 Oct 2012, 23:56

Don't mind them. It's Purple because of the colour of his big throbbing member and Turbo for the quickness of his anal destroying of Crispy. They went hiking up the mountains, but Crispy had to be airlifted off. Hence, Turbo Purple
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Postby CrispyLog » 15 Oct 2012, 00:04

That reminds me, my mates were talking about my big bellend lastnight to some girls I was trying go get in with.

'Why do you call him Jimmy Bellend?'
'Because he has a massive bellend that's always popping out'

Cheers for the cock block. Oh yeh and when I went to the bar the girls asked my mates if I was gay. What the f**k? Since when is every gorgeous, intelligent, stylish, lovely lad gay? f**k them.
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Postby Samildanach » 15 Oct 2012, 00:06

It was possibly the ill fitting shirts, the "dancing" and the ginger pubes on your head that gave it away.
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Postby CrispyLog » 15 Oct 2012, 00:09

Ill fitting shirts? If you can't see your ribs through your shirt then it aint a shirt. The tighter the better.
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Postby Samildanach » 15 Oct 2012, 00:10

The tighter the shirt, the gayer the guy wearing it.
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Postby flash501 » 15 Oct 2012, 00:11

CrispyLog wrote:That reminds me, my mates were talking about my big bellend lastnight to some girls I was trying go get in with.

'Why do you call him Jimmy Bellend?'
'Because he has a massive bellend that's always popping out'


I think you'll find that they said that you are a massive bellend who refuses to come out.

There's a big difference.
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Postby flash501 » 15 Oct 2012, 00:12

Samildanach wrote:The tighter the shirt, the gayer the guy wearing it.


Only fat bastards who can't pull off a tight shirt say that!
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Re: Welcome to the Forums

Postby CrispyLog » 15 Oct 2012, 00:14

flash501 wrote:
Samildanach wrote:The tighter the shirt, the gayer the guy wearing it.


Only fat bastards who can't pull off a tight shirt say that!


I love you so much right now! I forgive your bellend dig at me.

I can pull off any shirt though, just a good looking lad.
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Postby Samildanach » 15 Oct 2012, 00:16

Shirts are supposed to be fitted. If they're tight, it's too small, if it's supposed to be tight and you're wearing it, you're gay.
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Postby CrispyLog » 15 Oct 2012, 00:19

Fitted is shitted.

Tight as f**k mate, show off your slim waist and muscular chest and back, with your guns just popping out of the sleeve. I've got an XS shirt upstairs that I rock out on big occassions when I don't eat for 3 days before it. I look fit as f**k in it.
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Postby flash501 » 15 Oct 2012, 00:22

Xs is going a bit too far. You want it slightly tight,not cutting off your circulation, unable to move, tight!
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Postby spaceman_DOUG » 15 Oct 2012, 00:23

I thought a tight shirt just mean you're indie.
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Re: Welcome to the Forums

Postby CrispyLog » 15 Oct 2012, 00:25

If you can breathe out it aint tight enough! Suck it all up!
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Postby flash501 » 15 Oct 2012, 00:30

Are you sure you're not wearing a corset?!
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