Lady Gagagged wrote:Dear diary,
It is 13:06 and I'm sat on the sofa in last nights pants, drinking my third can of lager, trying to make the choice between inter racial or gay porn for my fourth crack of the day.
rbt2 wrote:gmcb007 wrote:Dae one in da big E3 house....
Not bad but LG's post is f**king brill!
charliecheswick wrote:Dear diary,
Went to fit a new boiler in someones house an hour ago. After knocking on the door for five minutes,i was greeted by a bloke wearing soiled y-fronts drinking a can of Newcastle Brown ( not his first by the looks of it ). The guy had "howay the lads" tattooed on one shoulder and "born this way" on the other. When fitting said boiler i couldn't but notice the moaning sound coming from the living room along with what sounded like a long round of applause,might be a wrestling match on telly,not sure.