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Postby TheMopFromMars » 02 Jun 2012, 12:49

As always; looking forward to Nintendo's conference the most. :D
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Postby Lady Gagagged » 02 Jun 2012, 13:08

Dear diary,

It is 13:06 and I'm sat on the sofa in last nights pants, drinking my third can of lager, trying to make the choice between inter racial or gay porn for my fourth crack of the day.
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Postby rbt2 » 02 Jun 2012, 13:27

Lady Gagagged wrote:Dear diary,

It is 13:06 and I'm sat on the sofa in last nights pants, drinking my third can of lager, trying to make the choice between inter racial or gay porn for my fourth crack of the day.

Hahaha.

If this don't make 'Comment Of The Week' then I'm a dirty, scummy mackem!
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Postby gmcb007 » 02 Jun 2012, 13:39

Dae one in da big E3 house....
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Postby rbt2 » 02 Jun 2012, 13:42

gmcb007 wrote:Dae one in da big E3 house....

Not bad but LG's post is f**king brill!
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Postby gmcb007 » 02 Jun 2012, 13:47

rbt2 wrote:
gmcb007 wrote:Dae one in da big E3 house....

Not bad but LG's post is f**king brill!


No denial there. But you got to remeber that a certain memeber whinged about serious comments of the week and now the gold is being neglected! A f**king disgrace!
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Postby rbt2 » 02 Jun 2012, 13:53

Dunno nuffink about that, mate.
All I know is that is one of the funniest fings I've read on here in ages.

Never thought people from Sunderland had a sense of humour, if I'm honest.

What with being from Sunderland an' all.

Still. There ya go.
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Postby kabber » 02 Jun 2012, 14:12

umm i think there has been a mistake heh :lol:

the link to sony's press Conference takes me to Nintendo's live stream
and the link to Nintendo's press conference takes me to Sony's live stream

just a head's up otherwise thank you for making it easier to keep up with all the E3 buzz :wink:

have a great weekend. :mrgreen:
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Postby charliecheswick » 02 Jun 2012, 14:46

Dear diary,
Went to fit a new boiler in someones house an hour ago. After knocking on the door for five minutes,i was greeted by a bloke wearing soiled y-fronts drinking a can of Newcastle Brown ( not his first by the looks of it ). The guy had "howay the lads" tattooed on one shoulder and "born this way" on the other. When fitting said boiler i couldn't but notice the moaning sound coming from the living room along with what sounded like a long round of applause,might be a wrestling match on telly,not sure.
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Postby rbt2 » 02 Jun 2012, 14:50

charliecheswick wrote:Dear diary,
Went to fit a new boiler in someones house an hour ago. After knocking on the door for five minutes,i was greeted by a bloke wearing soiled y-fronts drinking a can of Newcastle Brown ( not his first by the looks of it ). The guy had "howay the lads" tattooed on one shoulder and "born this way" on the other. When fitting said boiler i couldn't but notice the moaning sound coming from the living room along with what sounded like a long round of applause,might be a wrestling match on telly,not sure.

:lol:
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Postby Lady Gagagged » 02 Jun 2012, 14:56

Dear diary,

Been waiting for the fitter to fix the boiler, I hope RBT appreicates me putting up his woman for the weekend, and still nothing. I bet the daft t**t has been next door where that newcastle brown drinking t**t lives. The f**ker that was knocking on his door was fit though, settled on what I'm doing that fourth one on. That bird in the Veet advert is nice, I'd like to epilate her.
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Postby rbt2 » 02 Jun 2012, 14:59

Dear diary,

I hate norvern people.

Cos they smell peculiar.

That is all.

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Postby Lady Gagagged » 02 Jun 2012, 15:08

Dear diary,

The fit orange bird that sells the avon to me mam was just round and asked if I'd be interested in CK1 or Joop. Apparently it is popular in the south, but Eau de Ketchup isn't any more. I give it thirty years before it catches on round here. If a chick wants to look a bit citrus I'm sure as f**k not going out smelling of anything than a fruit that might be a vegetable, like i like my men....
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Postby rbt2 » 02 Jun 2012, 15:18

Did I say 'smell parculiar?'

Wot I meant was spelt parculiar wrong!

But I didn't really.

Cos they is fick norvernahs, innit?

As for all this bollox about an Avon Lady calling oop Norf then that's a loada bollox!

They are all too scared to venture up there!

Same as Tuppaware ladies......ain't gonna happen.

That is why us daaaaahh Saaaarf smell better than you and have fresher smelling food.

That can be kept in a Tuppaware box.

And that's all I've gotta say about that.
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Postby charliecheswick » 02 Jun 2012, 15:21

Deeer dairy,.
After finishin boilar,guy offered me a drink. am now on tenth can of newcy broon and am sitting in My underpants. Anyway,the wrestling seems to be back on now....only they ain't wearing any clothes. thatsit for now,must try not to fall asleeeeeee............,,?!
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