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Re: The last game you completed, and rating.

Postby slick loose » 03 Jan 2014, 14:46

Nope I'll take the p**s relentlessly...but secretly I'll be loving every second! :wink:
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Re: The last game you completed, and rating.

Postby CrispyLog » 03 Jan 2014, 14:53

To be fair I hardly ever review games. Problem is that I've still not completed Skyrim, you can't complete Minecraft or Starbound or Terraria or Sir. I think I did a review for To The Moon but all that was was'it made me cry like a girl, buy it now' as it's hard to review it without spoiling it, same with Gone Home in fact.

I might get into the reviewing lark though, maybe try and review Skyrim even though I'm not halfway through yet, or review FTL? Hmmm if only I wasn't so lazy. Actually it's impossible to review Skyrim, I'd just ramble on for pages about little adventures I had and where I found some ingredients to make a cool potion.
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Re: The last game you completed, and rating.

Postby slick loose » 03 Jan 2014, 14:57

Want some advice?

PICTURES!!!
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Re: The last game you completed, and rating.

Postby CrispyLog » 03 Jan 2014, 15:06

The Last of Us

No jump or roll button!!!!

5/10
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Re: The last game you completed, and rating.

Postby Tailisjoy » 03 Jan 2014, 15:17

Hey Slick, you have some competition.
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Re: The last game you completed, and rating.

Postby slick loose » 03 Jan 2014, 15:40

hahahaha...ohhhhhh! :(
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Re: The last game you completed, and rating.

Postby middle finger » 03 Jan 2014, 15:53

CrispyLog wrote:The Last of Us

No jump or roll button!!!!

5/10

Try to jump or roll with all this s**t on yer back.
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Re: The last game you completed, and rating.

Postby Balladeer » 03 Jan 2014, 15:53

Tailisjoy wrote:Hey Slick, you have some competition.


I believe that is what they call... a slick burn. 8)
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Re: The last game you completed, and rating.

Postby Tailisjoy » 03 Jan 2014, 15:56

Oh dear.
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Re: The last game you completed, and rating.

Postby TheLastDodo » 03 Jan 2014, 16:08

Balladeer wrote:
Tailisjoy wrote:Hey Slick, you have some competition.


I believe that is what they call... a slick burn. 8)


If slick loose and Slowburn had a baby.......
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Re: The last game you completed, and rating.

Postby slick loose » 03 Jan 2014, 16:46

And we were both born in 87! It was meant to be...slickburn87...or maybe CrispySlick87. No I don't like the latter, sounds like I've been creampied and all the lovely spunk has dried and I've become all crispy. I used to have a mate who used to brag that his carpet next to his computer was so crispy that it was like laminate flooring.

Disgusting :lol:
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Re: The last game you completed, and rating.

Postby Tailisjoy » 03 Jan 2014, 16:50

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Re: The last game you completed, and rating.

Postby FishyGinger » 04 Jan 2014, 13:09

Balladeer wrote: "Nintendo Hard" is still a thing


I'm going to assume that is the name of a porn film involving giant mushrooms. And I thought you were a nice guy as well.

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Re: The last game you completed, and rating.

Postby ricflair » 04 Jan 2014, 13:15

Balladeer wrote:If people actually read the long reviews, I might try my hand at something lengthier when I finish SM3DW (or get sick of trying to complete the last two levels - "Nintendo Hard" is still a thing). Not that there's much to say about Mario platformers, but I'll give it a shot. I always assume that anything longer than four paragraphs gets ignored on fora.


Have you done Champion's Road? Apparently it is rock f**king hard - read people on Miiverse saying it took about 200 lives - I'm going to do an infinite lives/turtle shell trick to stock up! I've still got to pick up a handful of flags and stamps to open up the last world. I did write a brief part in here after finishing the main 'story' (well, beating Bowser), but the post game worlds are fantastic, even the remixes of past levels (how the levels should have been originally IMO, they're much harder!).
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Re: The last game you completed, and rating.

Postby Reegeee » 04 Jan 2014, 16:17

Call of Duty Ghosts - 6/10

+Gunplay is excellent as always
+Lots of great action set pieces that you expect from IW
+Surprisingly excellent graphics
+The Tank sections are absolutely amazing. :lol: f**k Battlefield, the tanks in this COD are hilarious and are so much fun to use
+Nice variation between covert missions, big shoot outs, vehicle sections and chase sections. Nicely paced
+So many ridiculous missions you can't help but love the craziness of it all..

-..but it's become a parody of itself. Yes, its mindless fun, but its lost that kind of Tom Clancy 'it could actually happen' edginess the MW games had
-Story and characters are rubbish
-Very short even for COD
-Even then it takes a good couple of hours to actually get going
-Any part of the game were the Dog is in it is s**t and the whole thing is inconsistent in terms of good and bad levels
-A lot of the game felt old fashioned
-Feels like a step back after BLOPS 2 with the mulitple objectives and customising your soldier before each mission gone. At least they didn't have the s**tty strike force missions though.
-Not ambitious really and happy to just do the same thing they did back in 2007.
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