Hitman Absolution

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Re: Hitman Absolution

Postby middle finger » 26 Nov 2012, 13:13

I'm messing around on my first playthrough, looking for that 'sniffing the panties' moment the blood money had.
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Re: Hitman Absolution

Postby wishface » 26 Nov 2012, 16:36

Was this game playtested?

The disguise system does nothing.

There is no way to save your game! At all!

Who on f**king earth ever though both of those two decisions were good ideas? Who is that stupid?
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Re: Hitman Absolution

Postby DAEDALUS79 » 26 Nov 2012, 16:41

There are checkpoints in the levels to save progress and it automatically saves after each completed level...
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Re: Hitman Absolution

Postby wishface » 26 Nov 2012, 16:46

DAEDALUS79 wrote:There are checkpoints in the levels to save progress and it automatically saves after each completed level...

Except the checkpoints are not apparent and they are not always placed. So if you don't know where one is you get to go right back to the start of that sequence and try again.
And they only last until you switch off.

Why? Who are these idiot developers to tell me how i should play the game? Am i meant to be punished for making a mistake like these each time? I'm bored shitless of restarting it's taken what little fun this game had and ruined it. It beggars belief.

nevermind that disguises don't work.
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Re: Hitman Absolution

Postby TheLastDodo » 26 Nov 2012, 16:54

Did you not know of this before you bought the game? It was mentioned in quite a few reviews.

TBH I don't get it either.

Same with Dark Souls, no pause button, why?
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Re: Hitman Absolution

Postby wishface » 26 Nov 2012, 18:08

This game is awful. A charmless soft porn wankfest. The levels are terrible. Contracts mode is just a microcosm of the game's flawed diesng where people simply try and be clever. If you fail one tiny objective or mistime one element you fail and you have to start again, the end result is just utter frustration. The point system defeats the open gameplay that Hitman should be about and reduces it to spotting guard patterns and hoping one of the many bugs or mistakes doesn't happen or that you don't get spotted by the one guard you didn't see in a cluster of ten so that you have to start the entire f**king thing again. IT's the same throughout. How the f**k you take a franchise like Hitman and make something as abominable as this I will never know.
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Re: Hitman Absolution

Postby Samildanach » 26 Nov 2012, 18:12

wishface wrote:This game is awful. A charmless soft porn wankfest. The levels are terrible. Contracts mode is just a microcosm of the game's flawed diesng where people simply try and be clever. If you fail one tiny objective or mistime one element you fail and you have to start again, the end result is just utter frustration. The point system defeats the open gameplay that Hitman should be about and reduces it to spotting guard patterns and hoping one of the many bugs or mistakes doesn't happen or that you don't get spotted by the one guard you didn't see in a cluster of ten so that you have to start the entire f**king thing again. IT's the same throughout. How the f**k you take a franchise like Hitman and make something as abominable as this I will never know.



This guy is surely ripping the p**s?! How can you not like any game?!

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Re: Hitman Absolution

Postby Barry316 » 26 Nov 2012, 18:14

Nah, he's got Far Cry 3 to hate yet!
Here's a lockpick, now jog on.
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Re: Hitman Absolution

Postby middle finger » 27 Nov 2012, 00:25

Mag's Lynch the duke challenge is getting on my nerves.
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Re: Hitman Absolution

Postby Queen Skillage » 27 Nov 2012, 07:14

Best Bar Fight Ever!

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Re: Hitman Absolution

Postby middle finger » 27 Nov 2012, 09:01

Queen Skillage wrote:Best Bar Fight Ever!

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I remember in H2 there was this snow level with towers and some ninja guards (btw there's only two ninjas left in the world), so I shot them all and placed bodies creating my initials, which were nicely visible from one of the towers.
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Re: Hitman Absolution

Postby Queen Skillage » 27 Nov 2012, 11:44

Was that the hidden valley or something like that?

I just liked how this is the one level you can punch a cop while everyone's fighting and nobody gives a s**t, as long as you don't pull a weapon out.
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Re: Hitman Absolution

Postby middle finger » 27 Nov 2012, 14:29

Yeah, i had to go through that valley to the villa.
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Re: Hitman Absolution

Postby middle finger » 28 Nov 2012, 18:45

I like it how It's possible to play it as a shooter.
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Re: Hitman Absolution

Postby Barry316 » 28 Nov 2012, 19:33

On the hope fair level on hard or above you almost need to play it as a shooter.
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