Ive just finished the game, ill post everything that I chose and the consequences. Be warned if you want to play through again without knowing what happens with the choices there may be some spoilers (I seemed to choose the exact opposite bloody answers to everyone else lol).
Lied to Hershel, he didnt take kindly to it. f**k him. Chose to save Duck instead of Shawn, that got Kenny on my side but also got us kicked off the farm, again f**k Hershel! In the pharmacy I defended Kenny and gave Irene the gun....wait who the f**k is irene....never mind. Kenny and Lee seemed to be making a good team, which didnt last long really. Finally I chose to save doug (not a very popular choice at 23%) but im glad I did, Doug is the man!
Started off with shooting david, decided it was kinder than leaving him to be eaten. I then shot Jolene, the crazy woman. Apparently only 12% of people shot her, guess you other 88% like crazy bitches snatching yo kids. I helped Lsrry despite him being a gigantic bellend, purely to get his daughter on my side, which again didnt end well. I stabbed the first St John brother with a pitchfork infront of Clementine, which didnt go down well at all, but let the other live. Finally I stole food from the car, which had a HUGE affect on the end of the game (maybe).
Started off with the girl in the street, I dont know her, f**k the bitch and save a bullet. Then s**t got real, Lilly blamed Ben (rightfully it turned out) for stealing supplies. I stuck down the middle but Lilly was p**sed, she goes to shoot Ben, but the hero of the day Doug jumps in front of Ban, sacrificing himself (fairwell sweet prince). Lee is now one angry motherf**ker and leaves Lilly by the side of the road, he doesnt regret it either. Next we had to fight Kenny because he was going mental, but felt sorry for him so shot Duck for him. Upon meeting Omid I pulled him onto the train first, but Christina managed to get in to so I dont know what he was so angry about, maybe say thank you buddy!
I made Kenny shoot the boy in the attic, not a popular move at 24% but Kenny needed the kill, we then buried him in the same grave as his dog which I found hilarious for some reason. I was rational with Vernon, decided not to get shot. I then brought Clementine to Crawford, which I was uneasy about but it turned out ok. I didnt let ben fall to his death, after defending him god knows how many times I was damned if I was gonna let him die now. Finally I didnt reveal my bite to the group and went alone, again unpopular at 19%.
Oh boy, drama. Started off with chopping off Lee's arm. Im not sure if not doing so means he dies quicker, but we manned up and sawed that s**t off. Apparently I lost my temper with Kenny, but I think that was more me not understanding which option to pick. Ben fell from the balcony and got impaled, which didnt surprise me as the kid literally couldnt go 5 minutes without mucking something up. Kenny went for the stupidest death in history award by needlessly dying, when he could have shot ben and ran with me, what a pillock. When talking to clementines captor, I gave all my weapons away, never take a knife to a gunfight and all that. It turned out that the captive was the guy whos car we raided in episode 2, which was a bit of a mental realisation. Im not sure if this changes in other peoples play throughs? Anyway this guy had his wifes head in a bowling ball bag, and the achievement you unlock for that part was a nice subtle nod towards Se7en. Whilst fighting with Clementines captor I wasnt able to finish the X button mash prompt when fighting, not sure if thats deliberate or because my thumbs were growing weary after a lot of button mashing, but in the end Clem smoked that bitch. Finally, I had Lee cuffed to a radiator, and told Clementine to not waste the bullet. After a teary goodbye, Lee bangs his head on a radiator and dies.
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