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Why is Ronaldo Sad?

Postby flash501 » 04 Sep 2012, 22:42

I presume everyone has heard the story by now. Poor ould Cwistiano is "sad" but won't tell us the reason why, though he has come out today and said that it's definitely not because he's trying to get more money out of Madrid. So what could it be?
Constipation? Is he worried about the state of the global economy? Global warming maybe?

Me, personally, well I just think he's a bit of a t**t who needs a proper hoof up the arse. There's billions of people who would give their right arm to be in your position ya precious little diva!
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Re: Why is Ronaldo Sad?

Postby shellster2 » 04 Sep 2012, 22:46

Not enough sunshine in Madrid? He should buy one of those special lights from boots, that"ll sort him out.
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Re: Why is Ronaldo Sad?

Postby shellster2 » 04 Sep 2012, 22:47

Or he got dropped by his secret boyfriend. Clearly he's bent.

Not that there's anything wrong with that but at least he should admit it.
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Re: Why is Ronaldo Sad?

Postby rbt2 » 04 Sep 2012, 22:58

shellster2 wrote:Or he got dropped by his secret boyfriend. Clearly he's bent.

Not that there's anything wrong with that but at least he should admit it.

Hehtehe.
I told me boy that we were interested in bringing him to Selhurst.

He really believed me at one point.
It was lovely seeing the crushing disappointment in his face when I told him not to be so gullible!
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Re: Why is Ronaldo Sad?

Postby shellster2 » 04 Sep 2012, 23:01

rbt2 wrote:
shellster2 wrote:Or he got dropped by his secret boyfriend. Clearly he's bent.

Not that there's anything wrong with that but at least he should admit it.

Hehtehe.
I told me boy that we were interested in bringing him to Selhurst.

He really believed me at one point.
It was lovely seeing the crushing disappointment in his face when I told him not to be so gullible!


You orrible caaaaaaan't :wink:
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Re: Why is Ronaldo Sad?

Postby EighteenSky » 04 Sep 2012, 23:05

Isn't it yhe anniversary of his dad's passing away this week? Perhaps that's it.
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Re: Why is Ronaldo Sad?

Postby flash501 » 04 Sep 2012, 23:19

He's said that it's "professional" reasons that's making him sad.
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Re: Why is Ronaldo Sad?

Postby shellster2 » 04 Sep 2012, 23:26

flash501 wrote:He's said that it's "professional" reasons that's making him sad.


The other players not bowing down to him before kick off?

In all seriousness what's he got to be sad about? Time will tell I guess.
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Re: Why is Ronaldo Sad?

Postby EighteenSky » 04 Sep 2012, 23:34

flash501 wrote:He's said that it's "professional" reasons that's making him sad.

Team mates leaving or being outcasted maybe. Not sure what else it could be. Perhaps he's miffed he didn't win UEFA player of the year thing from th CL draw day despite obviously being the player of the year.
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Re: Why is Ronaldo Sad?

Postby treesmurf 11 » 05 Sep 2012, 00:27

Being the second best player in his league?
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Re: Why is Ronaldo Sad?

Postby Barry316 » 05 Sep 2012, 06:22

Because his mum told him she wants to play beach volleyball after seeing how successful the Olympics was.

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Re: Why is Ronaldo Sad?

Postby Izo » 05 Sep 2012, 17:38

He must be on crack if he thinks he should be on 500k a week, no player is worth that.
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Re: Why is Ronaldo Sad?

Postby csdaveuk » 06 Sep 2012, 11:18

What a tosser. "I'm sad". He should sod off and grow up, the muling little tosspot. Show some professionalism, do his job and if he doesn't like it, leave and go somewhere where he'll get the appreciation he feels he deserves.
That's you, that is.
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Re: Why is Ronaldo Sad?

Postby dwhlufc » 06 Sep 2012, 17:51

treesmurf 11 wrote:Being the second best player in his league?

And the world I might add, so, it's not all that bad really.

Probably realized he's got a tiny cock or something like that.
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