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Postby spaceman_DOUG » 20 Jul 2010, 01:13

Lord of the Flies?

s**t?

Whatchoo smokin' Daz??
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Postby THX-1138 4EB » 20 Jul 2010, 02:06

spaceman_DOUG wrote:Lord of the Flies = Awesome commentary on the nature of man.

Lord of the Rings = Midgets, dwarfs, elves, wizards and other fictional characters... and a magic ring.

Lord of the Dance = Jesus

Hope that helps.


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Postby Multiplayerking » 20 Jul 2010, 13:17

Paradaz - UK wrote:Yep, that confirms it.

All s**t. Bring on Seagal's flabby ass


LOL The weird part is I'm imagining your frigate scenario. It would be his best film.

And Lord of the Rings is epic, you cna't deny it. Not just the battles, the sub-plots, friendships, and the lengths people would go to for each other.

And Gimli.
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Postby The_Truth » 20 Jul 2010, 15:41

1) American Beauty
2) Donnie Darko
3) Fight Club
4) A Clockwork Orange
5) The Matrix

Seem to have a thing for troubled male protagonists.
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Postby boskersrevenge » 20 Jul 2010, 16:27

In no particular order...

Blazing Saddles
Spirited Away
Delicatessen
Brazil
The Towering Inferno - and that was a hard choice cos it could have been that, The Poseidon Adventure; Earthquake or Airport '77.

I f**king love 70s disaster flicks.
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Postby THX-1138 4EB » 20 Jul 2010, 20:45

Paradaz - UK wrote:Yep, that confirms it.

All s**t. Bring on Seagal's flabby ass


Seagal would f**k you up Daz.
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Postby Mmmmgrolsch » 20 Jul 2010, 20:59

THX-1138 4EB wrote:
Paradaz - UK wrote:Yep, that confirms it.

All s**t. Bring on Seagal's flabby ass


Seagal would f**k you up Daz.

Up the ass?
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Postby Multiplayerking » 21 Jul 2010, 00:03

Paradaz - UK wrote:He could never f**k me up, he hasn't seen his own c**k since the mid-eighties.


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Postby THX-1138 4EB » 21 Jul 2010, 01:53

Paradaz - UK wrote:
THX-1138 4EB wrote:
Paradaz - UK wrote:Yep, that confirms it.

All s**t. Bring on Seagal's flabby ass


Seagal would f**k you up Daz.


Unlike his ridiculous Akido opponents I wouldn't rush in to his flabby arm as he's winding his batwings up, and then just dive on the floor as if someone had just hit me with an anvil.

I'd wait 3 or 4 seconds until the fat oxygen thief was out of breath and then just bitch slap him for fun. I'd then mock him for running like a girl.

Seagal could never f**k me up, he hasn't seen his own c**k since the mid-eighties.


Funny because i watched a vid from last year the other day where the 2009 UFC champ (forget his name) asked Seagal to train/teach him a few moves. This guy is at least 20 years younger than Seagal and a big dude, yet if you watch the vid you'll see Big Steven genuinely puts him on his ass a few times, to the UFC guys shock.

So, he could still handle you no probs. 8)
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Postby boskersrevenge » 21 Jul 2010, 08:28

THX, babe... I love you, I really do but Seagal is less aikido and more a key lime pie these days.

Also has a pubey hair-cut.

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Postby lordirongut » 21 Jul 2010, 11:58

THX-1138 4EB wrote:
Paradaz - UK wrote:
THX-1138 4EB wrote:
Paradaz - UK wrote:Yep, that confirms it.

All s**t. Bring on Seagal's flabby ass


Seagal would f**k you up Daz.


Unlike his ridiculous Akido opponents I wouldn't rush in to his flabby arm as he's winding his batwings up, and then just dive on the floor as if someone had just hit me with an anvil.

I'd wait 3 or 4 seconds until the fat oxygen thief was out of breath and then just bitch slap him for fun. I'd then mock him for running like a girl.

Seagal could never f**k me up, he hasn't seen his own c**k since the mid-eighties.


Funny because i watched a vid from last year the other day where the 2009 UFC champ (forget his name) asked Seagal to train/teach him a few moves. This guy is at least 20 years younger than Seagal and a big dude, yet if you watch the vid you'll see Big Steven genuinely puts him on his ass a few times, to the UFC guys shock.

So, he could still handle you no probs. 8)


I though that UFC was all choreographed as well?
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Postby ricflair » 21 Jul 2010, 12:17

Seagal would destroy all.

I know we don't all share the same opinions on these forums, but surely Seagal's awesomability is something every man, woman and child can agree on??

He is a bit podgy though, I'll give you that.

I can't seriously think of five films, most of them are Aliens, Running Man, RoboCop type films from my youth. More recent films... ummm... good shout on American Beauty. Honourable mentions for Van Wilder: Party Liason and American Pie: Band Camp. In fact any film with a colon in it (not in a 'The Human Centipede' way, I mean punctuation).
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Postby boskersrevenge » 21 Jul 2010, 12:42

UFC is choreographed.
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Postby THX-1138 4EB » 21 Jul 2010, 13:15

Still big dudes who could f**k you up. UFC is s**t, i accept that though.
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Postby boskersrevenge » 21 Jul 2010, 13:24

Big dudes who could f**k me up?

You're two thirds right :)
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