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Re: Last film you saw and rating - phase 4

Postby flash501 » 17 Feb 2013, 21:45

So you gave the worst movie of all time a 6/10. In case you were wondering, yes, yes we are all laughing our arses off at you. Salma Hayek or not!

Seriously, you just are a laughing stock now. Seriously!
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Re: Last film you saw and rating - phase 4

Postby slick loose » 17 Feb 2013, 22:04

flash...you on the roids again?
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Re: Last film you saw and rating - phase 4

Postby El Mag » 17 Feb 2013, 22:06

Somebody help, he's turning into one of them crazed angry article t**ts with decent internet envy and opinion hate!

First Die Hard, then Salma, next thing he'll be saying Pootie Tang is the best film ever and mincing off leaving when folk don't agree!
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
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Re: Last film you saw and rating - phase 4

Postby flash501 » 17 Feb 2013, 22:09

Yep. The truth roids. You can't give a movie 6 points more than it deserved simply because it has a fit bird in it!
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Re: Last film you saw and rating - phase 4

Postby rbt2 » 17 Feb 2013, 22:11

What are roids and are they non prescription?
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Re: Last film you saw and rating - phase 4

Postby Queen Skillage » 17 Feb 2013, 22:15

I saw that Here Comes The Boom last week on demand. I'd go as far to give it a good 7/10 because it was a good watch and the UFC fight scenes were well done.

And Henry Winkler is awesome.

I watched the Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters last week as well.
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Re: Last film you saw and rating - phase 4

Postby Barry316 » 17 Feb 2013, 22:26

Well you can't like it so there! I dunno how to underline words or turn them a different colour but i can bold s**t up and say you are so Australian for not even giving a score to Hansel & Gretel!
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Re: Last film you saw and rating - phase 4

Postby Queen Skillage » 17 Feb 2013, 22:41

Sorry I'm not great with writing the big reviews out, I've forgot half of it by the time I leave the cinema. Plus I'm now worried of giving it a score and saying Gemma Arterton is in it!

Was alright in a 'don't expect a blockbuster' type of way though. Hope that'll do.
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Re: Last film you saw and rating - phase 4

Postby slick loose » 17 Feb 2013, 22:47

I think I gave Beowulf an extra mark because of Jolies cans.

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Re: Last film you saw and rating - phase 4

Postby Queen Skillage » 17 Feb 2013, 22:51

Well that is even worse because they were CGI boobies!
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Re: Last film you saw and rating - phase 4

Postby slick loose » 17 Feb 2013, 22:54

Yeah but you could tell the cgi artist really took his job seriously and studied the real things with great interest. IMAGINE THE RESEARCH!

I need a new job...
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Re: Last film you saw and rating - phase 4

Postby flash501 » 17 Feb 2013, 22:58

It don't matter. Pootie Tang is the best movie ever. I didn't even have to watch it to realise this!

POOTIE TANG. YAA!!!

Oh, and Angie's rear was farrrr more impressive than her chest. It just was!!
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Re: Last film you saw and rating - phase 4

Postby Barry316 » 17 Feb 2013, 22:59

What is Pootie Tang? Sounds like a porno.
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Re: Last film you saw and rating - phase 4

Postby flash501 » 17 Feb 2013, 23:10

Genuinely never heard of it. I'm just tryin to be popular!
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Re: Last film you saw and rating - phase 4

Postby flash501 » 18 Feb 2013, 10:59

:lol: I was a bit p**sed last night. Sorry chaps.
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