A few years back before we had kids the wife and i went on an all inclusive holiday to Bulgaria.
Everything was fine apart from the Russians. Now i know some of them might have been going on holiday for the first time what with them being supposedly poor an'all but f**k me they were like a pack of wild animals. When fresh bread was put out in the restaurant they dived in there like vultures. They piled so much food onto their plates i'm surprised they had the strength to hold them.
One young girl came out with, and i'm not joking, about 13 slices of watermelon on one plate. i was like fruit minecraft! She ate half a slice and then left it. Other poor buggers would have been wondering where all the watermelon had gone. Last but by no means least they were rude as f**k, to other guests but particularly to the staff who worked there. Quite simply and please or thank you never happened.
I never ever want to experience that again.
Now I'm off for a massive roast dinner courtesy of Mrs Shellster.
Loving LCFC's surge to the top.