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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby rbt2 » 27 Feb 2013, 15:25

Gwyneth Paltrow likes using Kit Kat Chunkies in a rude and inappropriate way.
But only when having to attend concerts by her husband, Chris Martin and his band Coldplay.
It takes her mind off that awful music.
In a Kit Kat Chunky way.
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby rbt2 » 27 Feb 2013, 15:58

Michael Barrymore likes rough bumfun in swimming pools.
And then murder after.
Alledgedly.
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby FishyGinger » 27 Feb 2013, 16:21

rbt2 wrote:Michael Barrymore likes rough bumfun in swimming pools.
And then murder after.
Alledgedly.


Imaginary?
Some say he's half man, half fish. Others say its more of a 70/30 split. Whatever the percentage, he's one fishy bastard.
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby homeys » 05 Mar 2013, 05:41

honestly, i love this forum! hahahaa made my day! :lol:
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby homeys » 05 Mar 2013, 11:27

i'm not famous but my partner loves playing mmo games like ArcheAge rather than to sleep with me!!! :x
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby FishyGinger » 05 Mar 2013, 11:41

Spamasaurus Roboticus?
Some say he's half man, half fish. Others say its more of a 70/30 split. Whatever the percentage, he's one fishy bastard.
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