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The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby rbt2 » 25 Feb 2013, 23:26

For example...
Noel Edmonds likes huge hairy c**ts.....

.....Sorry I mean Noel Edmonds IS a huge hairy c**t

Bill Oddie openly masturbates in Butchers Shops.

And rightly so!

Your go......
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby rbt2 » 25 Feb 2013, 23:32

I don't like Bill Oddie.
He's a bit of a c**t.
Which is bad.
He likes birds though.
Which is good.
Still a c**t though.
Which is bad.
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby Barry316 » 26 Feb 2013, 00:02

Tom Cruise liking women.
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby TheLastDodo » 26 Feb 2013, 01:04

Crystal Palace FC: Shafted every transfer window.
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby Samildanach » 26 Feb 2013, 01:07

He said famous Dodo! :lol:
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby El Mag » 26 Feb 2013, 09:39

That isn't a tache on Des Lynam's face, it's just he enjoys going down on Susan Boyle but pulled away too fast one time.

Nicki Minaj likes to poo before, during and after sex.

George Michael can only climax after driving into walls.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby Queen Skillage » 26 Feb 2013, 10:28

Britney Spears likes to wear a bald cap and make the noise "oh we oh, we oh, we oh" in a fake English porn star voice.
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby Simon_H4 » 26 Feb 2013, 10:30

rbt2 wrote:I don't like Bill Oddie.
He's a bit of a c**t.
Which is bad.
He likes birds though.
Which is good.
Still a c**t though.
Which is bad.

The other half used to watch Spring/Autumn Watch when Bill Oddie was on it. Almost every episode she would wince and say "I bet his cock f**king stinks!" I think she is probably right too. He didn't look like a soap dodging pervert in The Goodies as far as I recall.

Oh well.
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby rbt2 » 26 Feb 2013, 12:01

Eamonn Holmes - erectile dysfunction caused by lack of blood flow to the penis due to over consumption of cake;
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby Barry316 » 26 Feb 2013, 12:09

Esther Rantzen visits swing parties every Thursday.
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby rbt2 » 26 Feb 2013, 12:12

Michael Buble suffers from permature ejaculation.
Apparently.
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby rbt2 » 26 Feb 2013, 12:13

El Mag wrote:That isn't a tache on Des Lynam's face, it's just he enjoys going down on Susan Boyle but pulled away too fast one time.

Nicki Minaj likes to poo before, during and after sex.

George Michael can only climax after driving into walls.

Supoib!
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby El Mag » 26 Feb 2013, 12:48

Jimmy Savile died doing what he loved.

Homework.
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby Queen Skillage » 26 Feb 2013, 13:01

Will.I.Am likes to wear nothing but an iPod and Beats headphones whilst having sex with albino midgets covered in tin foil.
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Re: The imaginary sex problems of the famous

Postby El Mag » 26 Feb 2013, 13:33

Jason Manford can't pay his phone bill.
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