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Re: Just want to get this out there before.......

Postby rbt2 » 21 Feb 2013, 18:12

StonecoldMC wrote:I miss all the good threads in here :cry: .

That sounds like a slur upon the OP tbh.
I thought this was a good thread meself.
I just had a quick bath too.
Lovely one it was.
I shampoed me hair.....got a lovely head of hair I have. No grey. Washed all me bits and then got down to business.
Shaved me face in the bath.
Had a quick but productive wank and then got outta said bath and flushed me stubble and that other stuff away and then dried and got dressed.
Looking forward to a chicken chasseuer soon.
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Re: Just want to get this out there before.......

Postby rbt2 » 21 Feb 2013, 19:09

I enjoy having a shave whilst having a bath.
A wank too.
Just surprised nobody else has commented on this really.
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Re: Just want to get this out there before.......

Postby El Mag » 21 Feb 2013, 20:36

Sorry, my mum and dad were here and I couldn't tell them to hang on while I go talk to a man on the internet about bath wanks.

Was the chicken chasseur nice? Bloody love that, I haven't had one in ages though. The chasseur I mean, not the knocking one out in the bath.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
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Re: Just want to get this out there before.......

Postby rbt2 » 21 Feb 2013, 20:43

All kidding aside, the chicken was very nice actually.
It was accompanied by new potatoes which I don't usually like but they were quite pleasant to the taste and seasonal vegetables such as carrots, broccoli, cauliflower...a personal fave and I ain't kidding there cos I loved me caulie, and possibly onions but I can't be sure so don't quote me on that one.
Very tasty and homely though.
For a change.
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Re: Just want to get this out there before.......

Postby rbt2 » 21 Feb 2013, 20:47

Forgot to mention having a good old wank in the bath before said meal.
I enjoyed it immensely.
Not as much as the new potatoes but it was nice.
I think I prefer new potatoes though.
On reflection.
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Re: Just want to get this out there before.......

Postby TheLastDodo » 22 Feb 2013, 01:51

Like most guys his age, he wasn't above ruining the sloppy moist candle.
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Re: Just want to get this out there before.......

Postby rbt2 » 22 Feb 2013, 02:15

TheLastDodo wrote:Like most guys his age, he wasn't above ruining the sloppy moist candle.

Hold up a minute.
I aint having that!
Who the f**k do you think you're talking to ya c**t?
Not me I hope.
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Re: Just want to get this out there before.......

Postby dwhlufc » 22 Feb 2013, 16:29

I thought RBT asked me if I wanted to go fishing today, via text. When I re-read the text it actually said, Felching!
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Re: Just want to get this out there before.......

Postby rbt2 » 22 Feb 2013, 16:36

I never said fishing or feltching, dave.
I said fisting.
Wanted to see a pro at work like you.
Never done it before but dave has.
Fisting, that is.
Feltching too but he has never fished before.
Well he's had a rod in his hands.
Never caught a fish with it though.
Apparently.
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Re: Just want to get this out there before.......

Postby flash501 » 22 Feb 2013, 16:44

Never caught a fish, eh? He clearly doesn't have the right tackle! You should let him use yours! :mrgreen:
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Re: Just want to get this out there before.......

Postby rbt2 » 22 Feb 2013, 16:48

We could talk about me having a maggot and me being reel(y) big and so on and suchlike but the truth of the matter is that dave has a penchant for using hamsters in an unusual way.
With his fist.
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Re: Just want to get this out there before.......

Postby rbt2 » 22 Feb 2013, 17:00

Now if you'll excuse me, I am gonna have a go at F-Zero which I purchased last night for 30 pence.
I now have 47 pence left on me account.
I will play this and love it but I will pretend it is Wave Race 64.
I really love that game.
I would pay 30 pence for it.
Possibly more.
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Re: Just want to get this out there before.......

Postby Multiplayerking » 22 Feb 2013, 17:29

Why is rbt so hyper these days?
Hey
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Re: Just want to get this out there before.......

Postby rbt2 » 22 Feb 2013, 17:33

Well I have been drinking a lot of black coffee lately.
Plus, really looking forward to the trip to Hillsborough tomorree.
This will be the furthest North me boy has ever gone to see Palace.
We went there about 3 years ago but that was a must draw/win game but this is more relaxed.
Also, having me nightly bath soon.
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Re: Just want to get this out there before.......

Postby Multiplayerking » 22 Feb 2013, 17:34

Man, I'd hate to be the nurse who has to bathe you every night.
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