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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby FishyGinger » 20 Feb 2013, 17:54

rbt2 wrote:I wish!!!


So you'd want to warm your cockles on that? Can't say I blame you sir.
Some say he's half man, half fish. Others say its more of a 70/30 split. Whatever the percentage, he's one fishy bastard.
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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby rbt2 » 20 Feb 2013, 17:55

Barry316 wrote:That was the face she made after finding his s**t in the bath.

But is wasn't really solid, Baz.
It was more liquified probably due to the mix of Brown Ale and Cinzano.
Less a lump of colour and more of a brown hue.
I love that word.
Hue.
As in 'f**k Hue.'
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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby Barry316 » 20 Feb 2013, 17:57

You sick f**k!

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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby Multiplayerking » 20 Feb 2013, 17:58

rbt2 wrote:
Barry316 wrote:That was the face she made after finding his s**t in the bath.

But is wasn't really solid, Baz.
It was more liquified probably due to the mix of Brown Ale and Cinzano.
Less a lump of colour and more of a brown hue.
I love that word.
Hue.
As in 'f**k Hue.'


Speaking of which, there hasn't been a "bathing of husband and wife together" thread on here in ages. Remember those? :lol:
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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby Bambis Dad » 20 Feb 2013, 18:05

I thought forum members families were off limits. If I wasn't claiming JSA tomorrow I'd report you all.
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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby yourmumwasfun » 20 Feb 2013, 20:36

Just switch psn on during the day and you'll find a lot of people from here on benefits. Lazy c**ts.
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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby Bambis Dad » 21 Feb 2013, 11:07

f**king hour and twenty minutes to fill out the online application for JSA when I could be riding buttercup.
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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby rbt2 » 21 Feb 2013, 13:01

Bambis Dad wrote:f**king hour and twenty minutes to fill out the online application for JSA when I could be riding buttercup.

You're kidding?
That's ridiculous!
With any luck you won't be on that for too long.
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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby Bambis Dad » 21 Feb 2013, 13:18

Might have a job for Monday, though with my luck it'll be shagging old age southerners.
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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby FishyGinger » 21 Feb 2013, 13:45

Bambis Dad wrote:Might have a job for Monday, though with my luck it'll be shagging old age southerners.


How can you refuse, rbt?

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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby rbt2 » 21 Feb 2013, 13:49

No more pics of that c**t please, fishy.
It's not the fact that he might be gay. And I stress the word 'gay'.
Jury is still out on that one imho.
Straight or gay, I hate the c**t.
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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby FishyGinger » 21 Feb 2013, 14:49

Fine fine....I suppose Gus Poyet looks the same anyways.
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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby rbt2 » 21 Feb 2013, 14:58

Poyet is ugly whereas My Glen is lovely.
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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby spaceman_DOUG » 22 Feb 2013, 03:50

FishyGinger wrote:Image



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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby THX-1138 4EB » 22 Feb 2013, 23:48

Make a thread about corporate welfare, cos they're stealing hundreds of billions while youre distracted by this shite

When i see people fallling for this divide and rule lark all i can say is - you're a mug, they want your frustrations aimed at other poor people rather than the real criminals the corporate oligarchs who own and systematically loot western free market societies
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