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Benfits gone mad!

Postby neilpfox » 20 Feb 2013, 16:42

Clickety click

Cheeky cow already has 2 houses for her and her kids, but that's not good enough so she gets a new 6 bedroom house built for her.
Just read in the Metro that she has some horses we're paying for too...

I think benefits for kids should stop after two (preferably one), if you can't afford kids, you shouldn't have them.
She spits out 11 kids though and gets everything for free!
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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby rbt2 » 20 Feb 2013, 16:48

I reckon she is pretty egregious meself.
And pink haired.
The pink haired, poncing egregious c**t!
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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby rbt2 » 20 Feb 2013, 16:53

neilpfox wrote:Clickety click

Cheeky cow already has 2 houses for her and her kids, but that's not good enough so she gets a new 6 bedroom house built for her.
Just read in the Metro that she has some horses we're paying for too...

I think benefits for kids should stop after two (preferably one), if you can't afford kids, you shouldn't have them.
She spits out 11 kids though and gets everything for free!

With regards the horses then in all fairness to this cumbucket then those horses will probably provide meals for her multiple offspring for a good few weeks which I hope the DSS will take into account when calculating herbenefits.
Well It's either that or provide her with Tesco's own burgers.
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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby El Mag » 20 Feb 2013, 17:23

Well done to whoever is getting her pregnant I say.

After the fourth kid she'd be hanging like a wizard's sleeve, it'd be like throwing a sausage into a volcano, so to get to eleven the bloke(s) must be highly skilled.
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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby Simon_H4 » 20 Feb 2013, 17:26

rbt2 wrote:I reckon she is pretty egregious meself.
And pink haired.
The pink haired, poncing egregious c**t!

I concur.

I also fully endorse the use of the term egregious in this case.

Womb like a clown car??? Ewwwww!
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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby rbt2 » 20 Feb 2013, 17:29

Simon_H4 wrote:
rbt2 wrote:I reckon she is pretty egregious meself.
And pink haired.
The pink haired, poncing egregious c**t!

I concur.

I also fully endorse the use of the term egregious in this case.

Womb like a clown car??? Ewwwww!

:lol:
I thought that was pretty funny meself.
Egregiously speaking natch.
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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby Barry316 » 20 Feb 2013, 17:37

El Mag wrote:Well done to whoever is getting her pregnant I say.

After the fourth kid she'd be hanging like a wizard's sleeve, it'd be like throwing a sausage into a volcano, so to get to eleven the bloke(s) must be highly skilled.


Cheers, i've gone right off me tea now.

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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby FishyGinger » 20 Feb 2013, 17:39

You never told us your ex had pink hair rbt.

Agreed though, you shouldn't be rewarded for not being able to keep your knickers on. With the exception of the properly disabled and those made redundant actively looking for jobs, if you can't feed your massive family they should starve or be adopted away to madonna. You should live within your means.

Ha, sausage in a volcano...love it.
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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby rbt2 » 20 Feb 2013, 17:40

El Mag wrote:Well done to whoever is getting her pregnant I say.

After the fourth kid she'd be hanging like a wizard's sleeve, it'd be like throwing a sausage into a volcano, so to get to eleven the bloke(s) must be highly skilled.

Either wizard's sleeve or a minge like the underside of an octopus, Magnifico.
I think we've been there before though.
Quotes wise, I mean.
Though no doubt your kind are used to this sorta stuff in the flesh.
So to speak.
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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby FishyGinger » 20 Feb 2013, 17:41

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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby Simon_H4 » 20 Feb 2013, 17:43

Natch! :D

...f**king pikies! So her kids are all under the age of 14 but are living an a house together with her and some of the others (plus grand children) in the "knocked through" part of the house(es)??! Surely that's illegal??

Anyway, they should take the kids into care and make her live in a bedsit.

I'd go round there and do a dirty protest to make her feel more at home.

Scum (with a capital S).

@ Barry, I just did a little bit of sick looking at that!

Minge like a wellie top I'd wager!

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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby rbt2 » 20 Feb 2013, 17:45

FishyGinger wrote:You never told us your ex had pink hair rbt.


Dunno about pink but I seem to recall it having more like an opaque, whiteish hue.
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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby FishyGinger » 20 Feb 2013, 17:50

rbt2 wrote:Dunno about pink but I seem to recall it having more like an opaque, whiteish hue.


Was it this suggestive stunner?

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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby rbt2 » 20 Feb 2013, 17:51

I wish!!!
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Re: Benfits gone mad!

Postby Barry316 » 20 Feb 2013, 17:51

That was the face she made after finding his s**t in the bath.
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