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Re: How to Find Cheap Sofas

Postby rbt2 » 20 Feb 2013, 16:02

What if we don't want cheap sofas, or settees as I call them, mikstevens?
We have leather settees and they are nice but they stick to you in the warmer munfs and are cold if the heating hasn't been on for a little while in the colder munfs.
Do you have a solution to this quandry?
If not then please f**k off.
Thanking you.
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Re: How to Find Cheap Sofas

Postby neilpfox » 20 Feb 2013, 16:06

I have a sofa.



and a chair!
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Re: How to Find Cheap Sofas

Postby FishyGinger » 20 Feb 2013, 16:33

I have a chair on my sofa.
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Re: How to Find Cheap Sofas

Postby rbt2 » 20 Feb 2013, 16:39

I always wanted a Lay Zee boy chair.
Or summat simlah.
I will have one one day though.
I am convinced of it.
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Re: How to Find Cheap Sofas

Postby Multiplayerking » 20 Feb 2013, 17:53

Sofa, I have about three chairs and a couch in my collection.
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Re: How to Find Cheap Sofas

Postby FishyGinger » 20 Feb 2013, 17:56

Attila the Pun reincarnated.
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Re: How to Find Cheap Sofas

Postby rbt2 » 20 Feb 2013, 17:57

Sofa so good then!
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Re: How to Find Cheap Sofas

Postby Multiplayerking » 20 Feb 2013, 18:00

You just copied my joke.

Couch yourself lucky I don't report you.
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Re: How to Find Cheap Sofas

Postby rbt2 » 20 Feb 2013, 18:04

Multiplayerking wrote:You just copied my joke.

Couch yourself lucky I don't report you.

Report me all you like.
Ya Dozy. f**king. s**t.
That's D.F.S to you morons.
A well known furniture company that advertises on telly regularly and is always announcing that it has a sale that must end this week.
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Re: How to Find Cheap Sofas

Postby rbt2 » 20 Feb 2013, 18:09

How comes it looks like I started this fred?
I f**king nevah f**king started this fred?
Like sum sorta c**t!
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Re: How to Find Cheap Sofas

Postby Barry316 » 20 Feb 2013, 18:16

I thought the decorating game had fallen on hard times and you made this to try and sell your sofa and other assorted crap.
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Re: How to Find Cheap Sofas

Postby Multiplayerking » 20 Feb 2013, 19:08

Rbt, if you're stuck for jobs, I have a bathroom that needs painting. I'll give you a fiver. A fiver of Your Majesty's finest sterling.
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Re: How to Find Cheap Sofas

Postby rbt2 » 20 Feb 2013, 19:15

Well where does one start without sounding like a racist but here goes......the day I or my firm ever do work for a paddy/paddies....and I mean no offence to flashy boy or Sam, is the day I pack it all in and join a group of Irish travellers.
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Re: How to Find Cheap Sofas

Postby neilpfox » 20 Feb 2013, 19:21

You'll travel up North, in Ireland, to Northern Ireland even.
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Re: How to Find Cheap Sofas

Postby Multiplayerking » 20 Feb 2013, 19:34

rbt2 wrote:Well where does one start without sounding like a racist but here goes......the day I or my firm ever do work for a paddy/paddies....and I mean no offence to flashy boy or Sam, is the day I pack it all in and join a group of Irish travellers.


So a tenner then?
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