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Postby rbt2 » 17 Feb 2013, 16:44

.....well we all found it funny.
On Saturday we all met up at The Pawsons Arms as per usual before the match.
Kevin Day walked in and stood next to me at the bar to get a drink, I had a bit of banter with him....well I took the p**s, he laughed and then offered to buy me a drink.....google Kevin Day. Palace fan and comedian who is on telly now and then.
Anyhoo, me big bruv was telling me that he had a fire in his house this Thursday just gone.
He is quite a well off bloke is me bruv. Not flash with it and has a quite big painting firm.
He put his battery of his golf cart on charge and it set light, burning all of the downstairs of the house.
He got a call from the old bill informing him so he rushed home where my niece/his daughter already was to help out etc.
She had called a company to get the doors and windows boarded out after the fire brigade had done their stuff.
On his arrival at his burnt out house, my bruv was greeted by this bloke who was there to board up the openings of the house. The first thing he said to my bruv upon meeting him was...'I have had a terrible day. The company sent me to the wrong address first thing this morning and did it again just before I got your call out.'
To cut a long story short, me bruv told him to f**k off.
In no uncertain terms.
I won't go into all the ins and outs of the conversation but what made me laugh like f**k was my brother coming home to a burnt out downstairs of his has and be told by a chippy that he had been having a bad day.
Sounded like summat out of a sitcom.
I had to post this up cos me bruv hates stuff like facebook and computers in general.
Funny as f**k though.
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Re: I have a really funny story to tell ya....

Postby Multiplayerking » 19 Feb 2013, 21:43

I'll respond because I feel bad. That's a good story.
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Postby Samildanach » 19 Feb 2013, 22:04

Guess you must have to have been there!!
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Re: I have a really funny story to tell ya....

Postby rbt2 » 20 Feb 2013, 16:19

Well I thought it was funny and when all is said and done then that is all that matters to me.
Thanking you for your time in reading this.
Best.
You c**ts.
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Postby yourmumwasfun » 20 Feb 2013, 20:51

You have only one story for us?
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Re: I have a really funny story to tell ya....

Postby rbt2 » 20 Feb 2013, 21:29

Well I've only got one story for you.
And this is it!
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Postby luckiest_strike » 21 Feb 2013, 09:11

this is really funny, i'll tell my friends about this.. :lol:
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Postby Multiplayerking » 21 Feb 2013, 19:56

R2D2 made a friend! :shock:
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Postby rbt2 » 21 Feb 2013, 20:01

Multiplayerking wrote:R2D2 made a friend! :shock:

What a horrible man you are!
I have lots of friends.
Well 2 really but that is besides the point.
You are a horrible man.
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Re: I have a really funny story to tell ya....

Postby Multiplayerking » 21 Feb 2013, 20:18

I'm your friend, and a f**king amazing friend at that.
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Re: I have a really funny story to tell ya....

Postby rbt2 » 21 Feb 2013, 20:23

Well you are and you ain't.
You are tremendously rude to me at times.
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Postby Multiplayerking » 21 Feb 2013, 20:25

Sometimes it's easier than saying 'I love you'.
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Postby rbt2 » 21 Feb 2013, 20:25

:lol:
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Postby DanteMayCry » 22 Feb 2013, 05:52

Multiplayerking wrote:Sometimes it's easier than saying 'I love you'.


I agree with you 8)
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