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Re: Over Eating.

Postby Bambis Dad » 25 Jan 2013, 18:46

5'2" and 13 srone and 11 pounds, what do I win?
Childhood pictures redeem, clean and so serene
See myself without ruining lines
Whole days throwing sticks into streams

I have crawled so far sideways
I recognise dim traces of creation
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Re: Over Eating.

Postby middle finger » 26 Jan 2013, 14:14

I dunno about stones, but at 181cm I weight 74kg.
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Re: Over Eating.

Postby rbt2 » 26 Jan 2013, 21:23

flash501 wrote:6 ft and 12 stone 6 here. Get in! :lol:

That would be the perfect weight to height ratio right there but because I am broader than you and I know this to be fact then I am allowed to be 13 and one half stone.
In 2 stones time.
That is.
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Re: Over Eating.

Postby rbt2 » 26 Jan 2013, 21:25

Bambis Dad wrote:5'2" and 13 srone and 11 pounds, what do I win?

At 11 pounds plus 13 srone I reckon you win a signed photo of Sharon Srone.
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Re: Over Eating.

Postby Simon_H4 » 26 Jan 2013, 22:20

rbt2 wrote:
Bambis Dad wrote:5'2" and 13 srone and 11 pounds, what do I win?

At 11 pounds plus 13 srone I reckon you win a signed photo of Sharon Srone.

f**k sake, not another photo of my other half!
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Re: Over Eating.

Postby rbt2 » 26 Jan 2013, 22:35

Now do you mean 'other half' as in your mrs, Si?
Or 'your other half' as in your other half that most of us don't wanna see?
As in your lower half?
Just asking is all.
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Re: Over Eating.

Postby Simon_H4 » 26 Jan 2013, 22:53

I meant the lady of the house, but to be fair, the old chap is pretty f**king heavy too.

that sounds like my missus is a chubber, shes lovely really!

wiiu tablet typing is a bit poo, isnt it?
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Re: Over Eating.

Postby rbt2 » 26 Jan 2013, 23:10

Dunno about this WiiU typing like, Si as one generally prefers not to type on a device like that!
And my old woman ain't bad either really.
Apart from the smell...so I am told as I have no sense of smell so I will take their word for it.
Or the weight issues.....nice girl, fat c**t.....she ain't really. A bit too on the skinny side for my liking akchooally. Not a lot up top.
Brains wise, I mean.
Her personal hygiene could be a tad nicer too.
Having said that, I have no sense of smell.
I can taste though, don't I?
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Re: Over Eating.

Postby Simon_H4 » 26 Jan 2013, 23:25

I might be very p**sed, but I am sure you just said that your missus has a smelly front pipe...

Smell or no smell, surley you can sense the difference?

ps. I just over ate.
pps. and over drank.

pppppppps. I'm now typing on a proper keyboard.
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Re: Over Eating.

Postby Simon_H4 » 26 Jan 2013, 23:28

Anyone else "over drank" tonight?

I'm thinking LG and Me and possibly some others.
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Re: Over Eating.

Postby Bambis Dad » 26 Jan 2013, 23:49

I haven't had half as much as I'd like. I'm sitting in that uncomfortable feel a head ache coming on and bloated feeling, or do you mean generally? I was a fat f**k when I cycled twenty miles a day. I've always been a sucker for beer and pastry. Most people look at me and think fat c**t but I'm more distended and solid.
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Re: Over Eating.

Postby middle finger » 27 Jan 2013, 14:11

So all nintendo wii fanboys are chubby here. Ricflair's leg was enormous, rbt and bambi admitted to being fat. :lol:
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Re: Over Eating.

Postby flash501 » 27 Jan 2013, 15:04

I wouldn't mind but, all they need to do is buy Wii Fit and they'd look like Jamie Redknapp in no time!
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Re: Over Eating.

Postby Multiplayerking » 27 Jan 2013, 15:11

Maybe Harry Redknapp.
Hey
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Re: Over Eating.

Postby rbt2 » 03 Feb 2013, 16:48

Since I first posted this I have been on a diet and lost 8lbs.
Well chuffed I am.
And less fat too.
However, as fat as I am/was, I have noted that there are many on here who are of 'abnormal height.'
i.e, less than 6 feet tall.
Hahahaha.
I'd rather be a fat fuckah than a short arse.
I hate short people.
They all have LMS.
Little Man Syndrome.
Trouble with short people is their temperament. Always have to have summat to prove.
They put on a suit and all of a sudden they think they're one of us.
I hate short people and tread on them whenever the opportunity arises.
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