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Re: What is the best lie you have used....

Postby shellster2 » 18 Jan 2013, 16:52

Or in other words he's run out of money :wink:
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Re: What is the best lie you have used....

Postby Mmmmgrolsch » 18 Jan 2013, 20:17

Samildanach wrote:Hey!! I haven't mentioned anything about high class escorts in ages!! I'm clean now and have gone cold turkey!! I've turned a corner!! :)


There's your answer then! It's the first time where you won't have to pay, new experience for you so you're bound to be nervous :) You'll be fine mate, just remember not to treat her like she's an escort though, I know it'll be hard to remember that but you can do it!
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Re: What is the best lie you have used....

Postby Samildanach » 18 Jan 2013, 20:46

Mmmmgrolsch wrote:
Samildanach wrote:Hey!! I haven't mentioned anything about high class escorts in ages!! I'm clean now and have gone cold turkey!! I've turned a corner!! :)


There's your answer then! It's the first time where you won't have to pay, new experience for you so you're bound to be nervous :) You'll be fine mate, just remember not to treat her like she's an escort though, I know it'll be hard to remember that but you can do it!



I get you. So, lets say the date itself goes well, should I be able to haggle?
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Re: What is the best lie you have used....

Postby Bambis Dad » 18 Jan 2013, 22:20

Me and my mate used to sit outside the bog at parties having pulled the door shut. We'd pretend it was occupied, then when a queue built up we'd f**k off for 'a slash in the garden'. It would be funny if the queue was still there half an hour later.
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Re: What is the best lie you have used....

Postby Bambis Dad » 19 Jan 2013, 00:06

Paradaz - UK wrote:
Samildanach wrote:Kind of off topic, but as good a thread as any but I've got a date tomorrow. I'm actually bricking myself! I've been texting her a couple of weeks and I've been on the phone to her for a few hours a night all week so it's not like she's completely unfamiliar to me so why am I shitting myself?


Two possible reasons:

1. You have a tiny cock and think it may get exposed

2. There is a definite chance 'she' might really be a 'he'......and you know that you already fancy him regardless.

Surely if 2 is the case 1 might be an advantage? Unless Sam wants to be deep gummed.
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Re: What is the best lie you have used....

Postby Samildanach » 19 Jan 2013, 00:53

Paradaz - UK wrote:
Samildanach wrote:Kind of off topic, but as good a thread as any but I've got a date tomorrow. I'm actually bricking myself! I've been texting her a couple of weeks and I've been on the phone to her for a few hours a night all week so it's not like she's completely unfamiliar to me so why am I shitting myself?


Two possible reasons:

1. You have a tiny cock and think it may get exposed

2. There is a definite chance 'she' might really be a 'he'......and you know that you already fancy him regardless.



Nah, my cock is as bog standard average as the next mans beside me in the urinal!! And unless "he" has paid an absolute f**king fortune on breast enhancement ops, it's definitely a she!!
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Re: What is the best lie you have used....

Postby Bambis Dad » 19 Jan 2013, 00:57

Cockwatcher? A new drama from Ireland. It has midgets, not Stephen Gately, prostitutes, and the guy from the Commitments.
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Re: What is the best lie you have used....

Postby Samildanach » 19 Jan 2013, 01:03

Deco?! The lead singer?! That's actually my nickname!!! Do you know how many times I've heard "Deco?! Is that top deck or bottom deck?!" :lol:
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Re: What is the best lie you have used....

Postby Bambis Dad » 19 Jan 2013, 01:10

Samildanach wrote:Deco?! The lead singer?! That's actually my nickname!!! Do you know how many times I've heard "Deco?! Is that top deck or bottom deck?!" :lol:

Well if you can sing like him I'd have your babies, but I was thinking of Outspan.
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Re: What is the best lie you have used....

Postby Samildanach » 19 Jan 2013, 01:15

Can only sing like that when I'm a little bit inebriated and nobody else is around!!! Outspan isn't the drummer is he? The guy that goes nuts and kicks the bollox out of people? Because I haven't been likened to him at all!! :P
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Re: What is the best lie you have used....

Postby spaceman_DOUG » 19 Jan 2013, 06:35

You heard back from Rob yet Samil?
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Re: What is the best lie you have used....

Postby Bambis Dad » 20 Jan 2013, 20:14

Samildanach wrote:Can only sing like that when I'm a little bit inebriated and nobody else is around!!! Outspan isn't the drummer is he? The guy that goes nuts and kicks the bollox out of people? Because I haven't been likened to him at all!! :P

No, that's Mickah Wallace. Outspan is the curly haired, ginger guitarist that checks his socks for his cock as he clearly remembered tucking it in there. How did the date go?
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Re: What is the best lie you have used....

Postby Samildanach » 20 Jan 2013, 20:41

The date went fine. Stayed at hers last night, meeting her again in 2 weeks.

@Doug, not personally no. He left a post in the mod forum though.
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Re: What is the best lie you have used....

Postby El Mag » 20 Jan 2013, 20:52

She let you stay after going out just once? f**k me sideroads, Irish girls aren't picky are they!

I'm assuming she's Irish anyway. If you've gone off the midget eastern europeans you might as well go for a home girl.
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Re: What is the best lie you have used....

Postby spaceman_DOUG » 20 Jan 2013, 20:54

@Doug, not personally no. He left a post in the mod forum though.[/quote]

Has he finished whatever he was doing? He kinda just left me hanging there.
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