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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby rbt2 » 07 Jan 2013, 23:37

Hale and Pace eh?
They were big in the 90's, weren't they?
I recall them doing The 2 Rons.
Tother night we watched celebrity mastermind and Steve Punt was on it.
He must f**king hate Hugh Dennis now.
Mind you, I f**king hate Hugh Dennis too.
And that Steve Punt c**t.
Hey that rhymes!
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby shellster2 » 07 Jan 2013, 23:45

Please nobody mention little and large! The kids on here don't deserve that sort of shite.
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby El Mag » 07 Jan 2013, 23:49

Then we bring out the big guns.

Cannon and Ball.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby Barry316 » 08 Jan 2013, 00:03

They'd have nightmares if this was still on.

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Here's a lockpick, now jog on.
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby shellster2 » 08 Jan 2013, 00:11

It was great when they got dusty bin though.

My company tried to hire Roy walker to do a catchphrase thing recently but he was already booked. Didn't count on that!
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby rbt2 » 08 Jan 2013, 00:13

I love Roy Walker.
Ted Rogers can f**k off though.
Oh hang on, he's dead ain't he?
Good!
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby Multiplayerking » 11 Jan 2013, 13:56

On a similar note:

"I know you were using the car today," I said to my wife, "because the gear stick is f**ked."

"Don't blame me," she replied, "I wasn't even using that!"
Hey
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby flash501 » 11 Jan 2013, 16:17

Erm, shouldn't that be gearbox?
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby rbt2 » 14 Jan 2013, 22:24

Some tosser has just written 'RETARD' in the snow on my windscreen.

It's taken me ages to lick it off
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby shellster2 » 14 Jan 2013, 22:36

rbt2 wrote:Some tosser has just written 'RETARD' in the snow on my windscreen.

It's taken me ages to lick it off


Hehehe

Well I've just been into the loft and found a 1979 copy of the tv times, or as its now known, the sex offenders register.

Now I've just heard the BBC have cancelled Bob The Builder. Apparently they don't trust anyone who can fix it now.

And finally in nature...

Winter is upon us and soon our native birds will be finding food scarce. Please go to the pet shop and buy a bag of nuts for our feathered friends. There is no finer sight on a winters morning than a pair of tits around your nut sack. Just remember however, it's a bit early in the year to expect a swallow.
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby rbt2 » 14 Jan 2013, 22:46

Dear Noel Edmonds; Give me £100k or I will say you wanked me off on Swap Shop, Deal or no deal?
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby shellster2 » 14 Jan 2013, 23:14

I rang 999 last night because two girls were fighting ove me. The operator asked what was the emergency? I said "The fat one's winning!"
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby rbt2 » 14 Jan 2013, 23:18

shellster2 wrote:I rang 999 last night because two girls were fighting ove me. The operator asked what was the emergency? I said "The fat one's winning!"

*chuckle*

Now this is me all time fave....

Little girl gets lost in Tesco's, security guard asks her 'what's your mum like?' Little girl replies 'Big cocks and vodka'
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby TheLastDodo » 14 Jan 2013, 23:20

rbt2 wrote:Some tosser has just written 'RETARD' in the snow on my windscreen.

It's taken me ages to lick it off


This is the first time I've done one of these so lets hope it works........






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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby rbt2 » 14 Jan 2013, 23:21

The invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
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