rbt2 wrote:Some tosser has just written 'RETARD' in the snow on my windscreen.
It's taken me ages to lick it off
Well I've just been into the loft and found a 1979 copy of the tv times, or as its now known, the sex offenders register.
Now I've just heard the BBC have cancelled Bob The Builder. Apparently they don't trust anyone who can fix it now.
And finally in nature...
Winter is upon us and soon our native birds will be finding food scarce. Please go to the pet shop and buy a bag of nuts for our feathered friends. There is no finer sight on a winters morning than a pair of tits around your nut sack. Just remember however, it's a bit early in the year to expect a swallow.
Loving LCFC's surge to the top.