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Tell me a joke

Postby Cocacola » 07 Jan 2013, 21:33

Pretty simple to be honest. Tell me your favourite joke. Any kind. Not racist though. And I will create a kind of joke book thing where I edit all the jokes into this post:)
Get posting:)
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby Cocacola » 07 Jan 2013, 21:34

Best jokes on this forum (part 1) :
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby Barry316 » 07 Jan 2013, 21:44

There's already a thread knocking about for this Rola.

viewtopic.php?f=13&t=129221&start=0
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby Cocacola » 07 Jan 2013, 21:47

Yeah, and the last post on that is 2011. We're now in 2013 bro.
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby Barry316 » 07 Jan 2013, 21:57

Peter Kay hasn't been busy since then though, word up G.
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby rbt2 » 07 Jan 2013, 22:00

Ooooh I hate it when you get called bro.
Hates it I do.
Anyhoo, a bloke walks into a bar......ouch!
It was an iron bar.
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby El Mag » 07 Jan 2013, 22:06

Times like this make you wish Hale and Pace were still on tele doesn't it. They'd know what to do.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby TheLastDodo » 07 Jan 2013, 22:52

The south.
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby rbt2 » 07 Jan 2013, 22:59

Barnsley. F.C.
Can you guess what the fc stands for?
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby Barry316 » 07 Jan 2013, 23:16

Razor Ruddock on Celebrity Big Brother.
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby Multiplayerking » 07 Jan 2013, 23:18

rbt2 wrote:Barnsley. F.C.
Can you guess what the fc stands for?


Because it's your post, I have a fairly good idea. :lol:
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby rbt2 » 07 Jan 2013, 23:22

Barry316 wrote:Razor Ruddock on Celebrity Big Brother.

Let me tell you summat about Ruddock.
We bought him in '99 I think and he couldn't play for us on his so called debut because we didn't have shorts big enough to fit him so he couldn't play!
And that's a true story.
The fat c**t!
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby TheLastDodo » 07 Jan 2013, 23:22

f**k Crystalpalace? :P
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby EighteenSky » 07 Jan 2013, 23:24

El Mag wrote:Times like this make you wish Hale and Pace were still on tele doesn't it. They'd know what to do.

Who?
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby Barry316 » 07 Jan 2013, 23:31

They aren't Japanese or from the last 7 years, so you wouldn't know fella.
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