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Re: New years wank.

Postby Carbon64 » 03 Jan 2013, 13:38

Happy new year you lot !

Would have been a real s**tty night had I not been texting a girl all night who I'm now meeting at the weekend , so hopefully it'll turn out to have been worth it :lol:
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Re: New years wank.

Postby Barry316 » 03 Jan 2013, 18:29

Just don't ask anyone on here for advice before meeting her.

The last person to ask for help with a girl was sniper. He disappeared soon after.
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Re: New years wank.

Postby slick loose » 03 Jan 2013, 20:22

I miss snipes :cry:
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Re: New years wank.

Postby middle finger » 04 Jan 2013, 00:02

Barry316 wrote:Just don't ask anyone on here for advice before meeting her.

The last person to ask for help with a girl was sniper. He disappeared soon after.

He listened to rbt.
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Re: New years wank.

Postby Multiplayerking » 04 Jan 2013, 02:46

And got whipped to death?
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Re: New years wank.

Postby Carbon64 » 04 Jan 2013, 14:10

Iv met her before ( kinda ) so no advice needed :lol:

I'd also rather not get whipped to death.
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Re: New years wank.

Postby Barry316 » 04 Jan 2013, 19:27

Kinda met her before? Standing outside her house and looking through her window when she's getting dressed doesn't count!
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Re: New years wank.

Postby Bambis Dad » 04 Jan 2013, 19:34

Barry316 wrote:Kinda met her before? Standing outside her house and looking through her window when she's getting dressed doesn't count!

Which one of you posh c**ts has windows? I'm lucky if the Landaners give me a hand rail.
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Re: New years wank.

Postby Carbon64 » 05 Jan 2013, 10:59

Barry316 wrote:Kinda met her before? Standing outside her house and looking through her window when she's getting dressed doesn't count!


How did you know ??? Are you following me ???

I met her on boxing day for about 5 minutes but we didn't get a chance to talk properly hence the kinda.
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Re: New years wank.

Postby FishyGinger » 07 Jan 2013, 12:56

Carbon64 wrote:
Barry316 wrote:Kinda met her before? Standing outside her house and looking through her window when she's getting dressed doesn't count!


How did you know ??? Are you following me ???

I met her on boxing day for about 5 minutes but we didn't get a chance to talk properly hence the kinda.


She's got no mouth? or is she deaf? Cos ones fine, the other can't give blowjobs...
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