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Postby Bambis Dad » 04 Dec 2012, 11:56

So, it seems rather than deck a colleague after years of working for a miserable bunch of idiots I found myself out of work. I have experience saving the galaxy, hyrule and the mushroom kingdom. I'm looking for a starting salary of at least the cake at the end of a seventy hour adventure, though would prefer something more numerative like top of the high score board.
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Re: Work needed

Postby rbt2 » 04 Dec 2012, 12:36

If you lived nearer to me than I would have you come work for me, mate.
That's assuming that you don't mind having your arse kicked every day.
Nah I'm not like that.
I am a lovely bloke, me.
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Re: Work needed

Postby El Mag » 04 Dec 2012, 14:01

C'mon, he's obviously already having a bad day, no need to scare him with the thought of working for you everyday.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
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Re: Work needed

Postby FishyGinger » 04 Dec 2012, 14:07

A mate recently lost a job, I'll give you the same advice I gave him. Become a prostitute. You get your own hours, meet new people and often get a warm tingly feeling deep down that's contagious. Maybe it's more burny than tingly though.
Some say he's half man, half fish. Others say its more of a 70/30 split. Whatever the percentage, he's one fishy bastard.
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Re: Work needed

Postby Multiplayerking » 04 Dec 2012, 14:14

FishyGinger wrote:A mate recently lost a job, I'll give you the same advice I gave him. Become a prostitute. You get your own hours, meet new people and often get a warm tingly feeling deep down that's contagious. Maybe it's more burny than tingly though.


The plot in this place is so predictable.

Sam likes midget escorts. Bambi becomes a prostitute. Do I need to tell you where the story's going?
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Re: Work needed

Postby middle finger » 04 Dec 2012, 14:37

Make a baby to some chick. Benefits will support you.
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Re: Work needed

Postby FishyGinger » 04 Dec 2012, 14:38

Multiplayerking wrote:
FishyGinger wrote:A mate recently lost a job, I'll give you the same advice I gave him. Become a prostitute. You get your own hours, meet new people and often get a warm tingly feeling deep down that's contagious. Maybe it's more burny than tingly though.


The plot in this place is so predictable.

Sam likes midget escorts. Bambi becomes a prostitute. Do I need to tell you where the story's going?


I've not been here long enough to know, so it might help. Alls I can see is someone calling you oirish, a retort and then;
that was hurtfool,
true but hurtfall

:D
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Re: Work needed

Postby Bambis Dad » 04 Dec 2012, 16:37

I think MPK might be onto something with my stature, but there is no way I'm wearing the costumes.
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Re: Work needed

Postby Multiplayerking » 04 Dec 2012, 17:27

Not even Christmas themed elf costumes? I'd pay big money to be your big, black Santa.
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Re: Work needed

Postby spaceman_DOUG » 04 Dec 2012, 18:27

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As with sonar, the big problem with detection is interpreting the returning signals.
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