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Postby rbt2 » 22 Nov 2012, 13:37

.......for the last fortnight then?

And who died and made f**king dodo a mod?

Oops sorry dodo.
Spose I should start calling you Mr f**king dodo now then.

Sir.
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Postby dwhlufc » 22 Nov 2012, 13:40

It's been quite peaceful without your senile ramblings.

How was the holiday?

Spent a fortune?
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Postby rbt2 » 22 Nov 2012, 13:46

Senile ramblings?
Hurtful, dave. Hurtful and true.
Yeah spent more money than needed and got home about 3 hours ago. Don't think I can do this sorta holiday again as there is far too much walking round them parks.
Me feet are bloodied and sore and me gout has really flared up. So much so that I'm thinking about a visit to the quack.
And there were so many northerners there. The ones we spoke to were all nice though.
And it was plagued by Brazillians.
Horrible people. Arrogant, pushy, rude and loud.
Brazilian c**ts.
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Postby Barry316 » 22 Nov 2012, 13:47

In off topic.....nothing. Oh, apart from threads about necromancers or some such.
Here's a lockpick, now jog on.
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Postby FishyGinger » 22 Nov 2012, 13:54

Barry316 wrote:In off topic.....nothing. Oh, apart from threads about necromancers or some such.


That was a real party an a half.
Some say he's half man, half fish. Others say its more of a 70/30 split. Whatever the percentage, he's one fishy bastard.
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Re: so wots been happening in here......

Postby El Mag » 22 Nov 2012, 15:26

I had a cheeseburger from Burger King last week and forgot about the gherkin on it and accidentally chewed some of it.

That was a pretty traumatic time. I feel ready to let it go now though.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
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Re: so wots been happening in here......

Postby rbt2 » 22 Nov 2012, 15:37

Why would you not like a gherkin?
That's the best bit of a big mac.
I can eat a fish and chip shop style jar of gherkins in 2 evenings. Saving the vinegar juice for the following night!
And we just opened our suitcases and ound a notice saying US customs had opened them to check for dodgy stuff.
Well I brought back a jar of peanut butter for me best mates mrs and that's still there.
Having said that, that jar was in the same case as me soiled boxer shorts......4 slush puppies in one day equals squishiness.
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Postby TheLastDodo » 22 Nov 2012, 15:38

Please refer to me as TheCorporateDodo in future.









You dirty southern ponce :P
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Postby shellster2 » 22 Nov 2012, 17:51

i got a fanboy trolling alter ego for a couple of weeks (see my confession thread somewhere south of here) but he got a wrap on the knuckles so i killed him off. just as well, he was a right c**t.

oh and the nobber who i was parodying is still on the site. can someone please f**k him off this site forever?

anyway, must dash, it's nearly home time.
Loving LCFC's surge to the top.
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Re: so wots been happening in here......

Postby rbt2 » 22 Nov 2012, 20:09

http://youtube.com/#/results?search_que ... etJQ&gl=GB

Don't wanna seem like I am going on about this but this is MANTA!
Besr Ride Ever!

Well theme park ride anyways!
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Postby Mmmmgrolsch » 22 Nov 2012, 21:08

Welcome back Rbt, you have a good time? Do you know why women are so f**king complicated and hard work?
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Re: so wots been happening in here......

Postby rbt2 » 22 Nov 2012, 21:20

Mmmmgrolsch wrote:Welcome back Rbt, you have a good time? Do you know why women are so f**king complicated and hard work?

Fanx mate.
And in answer to your kweschun, I royally f**ked up with me link.
And in answer to your first kweschun...if I knew do you truly think I would be this miserable and hateful?
Well I will answer that.
No. No I wouldn't!
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Re: so wots been happening in here......

Postby El Mag » 22 Nov 2012, 21:35

f**king hell, it must be bad if he's asking you for woman advice.

Usually it's because it's blob time. Or they're pregnant. Or they think they've got chubby ankles.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
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Re: so wots been happening in here......

Postby rbt2 » 22 Nov 2012, 21:42

El Mag wrote:f**king hell, it must be bad if he's asking you for woman advice.

Usually it's because it's blob time. Or they're pregnant. Or they think they've got chubby ankles.

I do believe that chubby ankles on women are known as kankles.

Seems pretty f**king stoopid to me.

If they have ankles that are fat then why aren't they called fankles?

Seems pretty obvious to me.

And surely to those fat fankled kunts too?

Shirley?
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Postby El Mag » 22 Nov 2012, 21:58

Well I reckon it's likely to be Dave's fault.

We've all seen the shite his autocorrect types out. He's probably sent her a text asking if he can borrow a comb for his hair but it ended up sending as can I cum in your hair.

That's enough to worry anybody!
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