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Re: Jokes

Postby Simon_H4 » 24 Oct 2012, 11:54

My wife woke up with a huge smile on her face this morning.

I f*cking love felt tips!!
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Re: Jokes

Postby Balladeer » 24 Oct 2012, 19:22

:lol: Made me giggle.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Simon_H4 » 25 Oct 2012, 08:48

Balladeer wrote::lol: Made me giggle.

I'm here all week!! :D
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Re: Jokes

Postby FishyGinger » 26 Oct 2012, 11:08

I was in the supermarket with my girlfriend when she just broke out into this astonishing rant about how immature I am and that I should grow up. I was so taken aback I almost fell out the trolley.
Some say he's half man, half fish. Others say its more of a 70/30 split. Whatever the percentage, he's one fishy bastard.
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Re: Jokes

Postby TOKEN » 26 Oct 2012, 11:26

How did the muslim DR get one over the Christian patient?felt his balls a week before he gave him a vasectomy!
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Re: Jokes

Postby FishyGinger » 30 Oct 2012, 13:26

Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming pools have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.
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Re: Jokes

Postby rbt2 » 30 Oct 2012, 13:28

Simon_H4 wrote:My wife woke up with a huge smile on her face this morning.

I f*cking love felt tips!!

Hahaha.

Supoib!
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Re: Jokes

Postby Zaleha » 01 Nov 2012, 07:32

Thanks for you post, it makes me happy.
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Re: Jokes

Postby spaceman_DOUG » 17 Feb 2013, 01:21

Whilst reading http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/ I noticed a few that were actually pretty genius.

little girl; mother why does your son go cluck cluck cluck?
mother; because he thinks he is a chicken
little girl; why don’t you tell him hes not a chicken
mother; because we need eggs


three babies are playing and one says: im a boy because i have red shoes

Other: Ima girl because i have pink shoes

And other:I don’t know ,because im not wearing any shoes
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Re: Jokes

Postby rbt2 » 17 Feb 2013, 20:16

Two eggs are in a frying pan, the first egg says, 'f**k me it's hot in here', the second screams 'AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH, A TALKING EGG!!!'
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Re: Jokes

Postby DanteMayCry » 22 Feb 2013, 05:57

Two Books

Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:….. $29.99
Clinton:….. $29.99

Titanic:….. Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:….. Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:….. The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and ensuing catastrophe.
Clinton:….. The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and ensuing catastrophe.

Titanic:….. Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:….. Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:….. In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:….. Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:….. During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:….. Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:….. Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:….. Let's not go there.

Titanic:….. Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:….. Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:….. Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:….. Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:…. Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:….. Monica…ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:….. Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:….. Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.
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