StonecoldMC wrote:The only ones who might Win E3 are the websites like CVG (who again had record traffic to the site for E3 yesterday) who will make millions out of the billions of comments made discussing who f**king won E3.
little girl; mother why does your son go cluck cluck cluck?
mother; because he thinks he is a chicken
little girl; why don’t you tell him hes not a chicken
mother; because we need eggs
three babies are playing and one says: im a boy because i have red shoes
Other: Ima girl because i have pink shoes
And other:I don’t know ,because im not wearing any shoes
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:….. Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:….. Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:….. The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and ensuing catastrophe.
Clinton:….. The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and ensuing catastrophe.
Titanic:….. Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:….. Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:….. In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:….. Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:….. During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:….. Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:….. Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:….. Let's not go there.
Titanic:….. Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:….. Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:….. Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:….. Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:…. Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:….. Monica…ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:….. Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:….. Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.