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Re: Jokes

Postby rbt2 » 14 Oct 2012, 22:42

Whats irish and stays out all night?

Patty O furniture!
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Re: Jokes

Postby rbt2 » 14 Oct 2012, 22:44

Q.What's the difference between a scouser and a coconut?

A.One's thick and hairy,the other one's a coconut!
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Re: Jokes

Postby flash501 » 14 Oct 2012, 22:45

rbt2 wrote:Whats irish and stays out all night?

Patty O furniture!


:lol: Shocking!
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Re: Jokes

Postby rbt2 » 14 Oct 2012, 22:46

A couple of my friends work for a company that makes Digital Radios. I went to their wedding.

The ceremony wasn't all that. But the Reception was FANTASTIC.
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Re: Jokes

Postby CrispyLog » 14 Oct 2012, 22:47

Scousers aren't hairy, they're all skinheads.
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I distrust patriotism; the reasonable man can find little in these days that is worth dying for. But dying against - there's enough iniquity in Europe to carry the most urbane or decadent into battle.
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Re: Jokes

Postby rbt2 » 14 Oct 2012, 22:48

I'm a bi-lingual Illiterate.

I can't read or write in Polish or Russian
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Re: Jokes

Postby rbt2 » 14 Oct 2012, 22:50

What did the slug say to the snail?

Big Issue?

(I'm in my bleedin'element with this thread!)
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Re: Jokes

Postby rbt2 » 14 Oct 2012, 22:51

I saw a bloke in a cemetery crouching behind a gravestone. I said "morning" He said "No just having a s**t"
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Re: Jokes

Postby rbt2 » 14 Oct 2012, 22:53

Little girl gets lost in Tesco's, security guard asks her 'what's your mum like?' Little girl replies 'Big cocks and vodka'

And that is it from me tonight as I have work in the morrow.
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Re: Jokes

Postby rbt2 » 20 Oct 2012, 01:05

Paradaz - UK wrote:As Felix Baumgartner stood on the edge of that capsule 127,000 feet up, I couldn't help but think to myself...
"No Pressure!"

Now that was s**t.
And you know it, Daz.
Two eggs are in a frying pan, the first egg says, 'f**k me it's hot in here', the second screams 'AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH, A TALKING EGG!!!'
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Re: Jokes

Postby rbt2 » 20 Oct 2012, 01:18

No not at all, Daz.

I wrote a book on Penguins once. I should have used a PC
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Re: Jokes

Postby rbt2 » 20 Oct 2012, 01:20

The invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
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Re: Jokes

Postby rbt2 » 20 Oct 2012, 01:21

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
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Re: Jokes

Postby rbt2 » 20 Oct 2012, 01:23

My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Bambis Dad » 20 Oct 2012, 01:58

You two are aware that mobile phones exist? Dated jokes can get a modern twist.
Childhood pictures redeem, clean and so serene
See myself without ruining lines
Whole days throwing sticks into streams

I have crawled so far sideways
I recognise dim traces of creation
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