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Re: News Thread

Postby Samildanach » 17 Dec 2012, 01:16

No! Jesus! God no! What ever gave you that idea?!
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Re: News Thread

Postby Multiplayerking » 17 Dec 2012, 01:26

Your druggy classmates massacring each other, of course.
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Re: News Thread

Postby Samildanach » 17 Dec 2012, 01:41

Drugs are endemic in all walks of society!! Not just Limerick! Buy y'know, I can't help feel a little responsible for it. I used to do their homework for money. If I hadn't, then maybe they'd have got a bit smarter by doing it themselves and maybe would have amounted to more.
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Re: News Thread

Postby spaceman_DOUG » 17 Dec 2012, 02:45

All the news you need in quiz format.

5/7 (although I got lucky on a few). That Mike Tyson one was a toughy!
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Re: News Thread

Postby flash501 » 17 Dec 2012, 02:46

He would've been stabbed to death rather than shot if he was from Limerick!
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Re: News Thread

Postby spaceman_DOUG » 17 Dec 2012, 02:56

There once was a man from Limerick
He did drugs until he was sick
He then met his fate
Shot by a classmate
Who later ended up in the nick
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Re: News Thread

Postby flash501 » 17 Dec 2012, 03:17

You're a poet and....something or other.

Jesus loves you, probably.
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Re: News Thread

Postby spaceman_DOUG » 17 Dec 2012, 03:25

I was gonna say I didn't even feel the need to rhyme Limerick with dick, but then I thought of/remembered this one.

There once was a woman from china
who was always looking behind her
She happened to stroll
Right into a pole
It got lodged half way up her vagina
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Re: News Thread

Postby Multiplayerking » 17 Dec 2012, 10:30

There once was the world's shortest limerick.
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Re: News Thread

Postby spaceman_DOUG » 17 Dec 2012, 19:54

Gun stats/Adam Lanza's weapons

Blimey, every 1500th person in Honduras get's shot.
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Re: News Thread

Postby Multiplayerking » 17 Dec 2012, 20:27

You think that's bad? Did you know that a person gets stabbed in London every five minutes?



The poor bastard.
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Re: News Thread

Postby spaceman_DOUG » 17 Dec 2012, 20:42

Oh man I don't think I can find a gif for how bad that was.
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Re: News Thread

Postby Multiplayerking » 17 Dec 2012, 20:43

I should probably save that quote of where you found my post funny. I can just use it at times like this.
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Re: News Thread

Postby spaceman_DOUG » 17 Dec 2012, 20:45

A stopped clock is right twice a day.
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Re: News Thread

Postby Multiplayerking » 17 Dec 2012, 20:46

You mean I've made TWO funny jokes? Today alone?

s**t, I didn't realise I was so hilarious.
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