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Re: Please welcome..

Postby El Mag » 29 Jun 2011, 13:35

I'm happy to have an Irish mod as long as they agree to some demands.

1. Take Boyzone and Westlife back.
2. Give us full points in the Eurovision every year so we don't look so s**t.
3. Steal Bono's sunglasses.
4. Leprechauns, we know they're real and we want one.
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Re: Please welcome..

Postby Samildanach » 29 Jun 2011, 13:42

And this is where negotiations come into effect!

1-We'll take Boyzone and Westlife back, but you're keeping Louis fuckin Walsh!

2- We'll give you points as to what your Eurovision act deserves, so don't have Blue representing you!

3- They're not sunglasses, they're Bono's real eyes!

4- You can have Flash, but we're keeping the pot of gold!
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Re: Please welcome..

Postby roynluc » 29 Jun 2011, 13:47

No deal!!
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Re: Please welcome..

Postby Samildanach » 29 Jun 2011, 13:55

Why not?! Flash is a legitimate Leprechaun! He say's he's a carpenter, but we all know that a Leprechaun's biggest trick is misdirection! To sweeten the deal, we'll give you some of his gold............
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Re: Please welcome..

Postby roynluc » 29 Jun 2011, 14:03

We don't want Louis Walsh. If we get Louis Walsh, you're having Garry Glitter. Fair swap?

And, we want all of his gold. You know we are a greedy bunch of bastards over here, we want everything.
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Re: Please welcome..

Postby El Mag » 29 Jun 2011, 14:04

It is the Louis Walsh part that's holding it back now. The things that little fella gets up to is shocking!

How about, we take flash (that's really doing you a favour as well) and we both have to look after Louis for 6 months each.
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Re: Please welcome..

Postby Samildanach » 29 Jun 2011, 14:09

We'll take Gary Glitter in place of Louis Wlash on the condition that he molests Jedward! If they're too old, we don't want him!

But the fact that you're taking Louis Walsh is non-negotiable!
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Re: Please welcome..

Postby flash501 » 29 Jun 2011, 15:04

Do I get a say in any of this?!

I'm not an object!
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Re: Please welcome..

Postby CrispyLog » 29 Jun 2011, 15:10

Bagsy keeping Flash after the swap!

Now we see who's going to get raped and where the potato shall fit :twisted:
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Re: Please welcome..

Postby boskersrevenge » 29 Jun 2011, 15:12

Start of thread > welcome new mods.

Current status > potato rape of an accused leprechaun in negotiation of an Irish mod.
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Re: Please welcome..

Postby flash501 » 29 Jun 2011, 15:19

I hate when good threads descend into the potato rape of an accused leprechaun in negotiation of an Irish mod. Always kills em stone dead.

CrispyLog wrote:Bagsy keeping Flash after the swap!

Now we see who's going to get raped and where the potato shall fit :twisted:


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Re: Please welcome..

Postby CrispyLog » 29 Jun 2011, 15:24

It's not much of a threat if you say I'm going to like it!

Are you going to wine & dine me and take me out for a hot curry and then a load of beers and then a spicy chilli kebab on the way home? I'd quite like that <3
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Re: Please welcome..

Postby boskersrevenge » 29 Jun 2011, 15:26

Actually, that does sound good. Sod Crispy, Flash, he's a dog. I'm gorgeous!
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Re: Please welcome..

Postby El Mag » 29 Jun 2011, 15:33

Oi if they're getting a kebab i want one, no mayo.... hold the potato rape.
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Re: Please welcome..

Postby Multiplayerking » 29 Jun 2011, 17:39

Dude! Can't I have more of a role?
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